World's Fattest Woman is Getting Married

How fat is that? 800 pounds fat.

Her thoughts about the groom:

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"Oh, he's wonderful. He loves to cook, That helps out. His food is soooo good."

Susanne Eman is on a quest to become the fattest woman ever.

whhhhhhh

paging kanakori

could be a good investment on his part, she may be home to several prize winning truffles

this is why we should be able to post in the nonsense/crap forum

if the chef cooking your food is actually a "feeder," are you, as a customer, allowing him to indulge in his sexual fetish with you, and if so, shouldn't the meal be free, or if prostitution is legal in your area, shouldn't he be paying you?

Off her website:

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It wasn't until several pounds later that I began to feel the freedom and the absolute joy of being fat and getting fatter. The more weight I put on the better I felt, and the more confidence I seemed to gain. I began to change the way I did things according to my weight. I wasn't out running marathons by any means, but I tried to stay as active as possible.

wow.

This is a real confidence booster for all the single ladies.

This also sets the record for the world's most prolific chubby chaser.. Award goes to Patrick Clack.

He really scored the big this time..

Man that slideshow was definately a grab bag of sorrow and epic lulz.

look at all those crevasses for penor exploration...

perhaps he's in for some severe disappointment, and her goal is to eliminate the Other entirely by growing to enormous proportions, and in so doing occupy the entire Universe with Self

I bet her farts can produce Higgs boson.

higgs bosoms

  On 5/10/2012 at 2:06 AM, RadarJammer said:

could be a good investment on his part, she may be home to several prize winning truffles

lol

  On 5/10/2012 at 2:01 AM, kokeboka said:

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"Oh, he's wonderful. He loves to cook, That helps out. His food is soooo good."

At that weight, is cooking and taste even relevant anymore?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgKQC7cdJ6g

sexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!

  On 5/10/2012 at 2:47 AM, baph said:

perhaps he's in for some severe disappointment, and her goal is to eliminate the Other entirely by growing to enormous proportions, and in so doing occupy the entire Universe with Self

 

please don't bring saint david into this

anyone notice how one side of her face seems to be rotting?

That, or she likes it rough...

  On 5/10/2012 at 2:42 AM, Drahken said:

Man that slideshow was definately a grab bag of sorrow and epic lulz.

Having suffered weight problems my entire life I cant fathom why anyone would be proud of this, posing with huge mounds of food, really? Obesity and food issues are HARD to overcome, harder than class A drugs, I just cannot understand anyone who would be happy being like this, where as I've been battling tooth and nail to overcome it she seems to be the opposite. People like her only make it harder for people like me to be accepted in the world and not labelled as lazy or greedy. What a bitch.

nah, it's just sad all around. She's totally fucked up; she has turned her massive denial into a badge of honor. It's like a goth girl showing off how she cuts herself, or a porn actress letting herself be used as a human toilet just to get back at daddy. But, since she's committed herself to her lunacy so fully, I don't think she'll pull out until she's dead.

And I, like you, struggle with weight like a motherfucker. I exercise for 2 hrs every day and I'm still fat. My metabolism never recovered from being on antidepressants, I just can't kick it into high gear no matter how I try. I don't even eat much.

I know there are some sensitive souls on this forum but it has to be said.. She is fucking revolting.

she's marrying the food, not the guy.

i now pronounce you ham and wife.

  On 5/10/2012 at 1:46 PM, Obel said:

I know there are some sensitive souls on this forum but it has to be said.. She is fucking revolting.

no argument, but I have to say on the plus (+++?) side, the fact that she's still able to get through the door and walk around is really something. Most of those uber-fatties become bedridden and fuse with their mattresses...