happy mothers day

moms deserve a lot of credit for doing what they do

but they also kill dad slowly, one day at a time

nagging and fucking nagging

happy fucking mothers day bitch

happy birthday lorna

cooked her a steak

edit: happy mothers day Dale*

* not a man

Haha I almost forgot, thanks for lookin out

In America yeah.

Its a little earlier over here.

it was ages ago.

what came first the mother or the egg?

  On 5/13/2012 at 4:34 AM, jules said:

moms deserve a lot of credit for doing what they do

 

 

but they also kill dad slowly, one day at a time

 

nagging and fucking nagging

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

happy fucking mothers day bitch

amen, brother.

This is Mrs. Dobalina's first Mother's Day, plus both our moms are local, plus everyone wants to see babby. Feeling like I should go lube up and find something to bite on

my flat mate was very unwell for weeks and on the kitchen table one day i saw an issue of Woman's Weekly and a letter that said "[something about an article] thought you'd find it interesting. i didn't notice it was a womens magazine until i'd bought it! get well soon etc...-love, mum". my mum died 14 years ago, so i'm somewhat envious of that stuff.

enjoy your mothers!

i do

sorry to hear that taubs..

I think my dad got her a new macbook air despite my protests that they're updating them soon ehh whatever happy mothers day mommy

  On 5/13/2012 at 1:37 PM, jules said:

sorry to hear that taubs..

yep.

If you've ever given birth, I salute you.

Toilet babies don't count.

  On 5/13/2012 at 1:21 PM, tauboo said:

enjoy your mothers!

 

i do

lol

Happy Mothers Day, to all the hot single American Mommy's under 35.

call me.

back at ya jules