Avastar - Avatar Themed Night Club in South Africa

I posted an introduction video about this new night club in South Africa a couple of minutes ago, but then I decided to look for more Avastar videos on YouTube, and... well, this is the most amazing thing ever.

The videos include body painted boobs every now and then so I guess they're slightly nsfw.

http://youtu.be/REeg4LW14Sk

I don't know about you guys but my favorite part about Avatar were the interactive bars, flame throwers, and lasers.

http://youtu.be/CsIMTCtOQJc

http://youtu.be/o9v_pzmJ5Qs

http://youtu.be/i2IgfWl0jtg

...where the chicks are overpriced and the drinks are ugly

"DJ Vin Diesel"

this place looks fucking awful. its an Avatar themed nightclub that forgot something. THE FUCKING THEME! i mean seriously, isn't the point of a themed, whatever, suppose to make you feel like your there. this place is just a blue light shining on chicks with some blue paint on their tits. i mean, COME ON. if it were seriously supposed to be that easy i could turn my basement into the fucking hotspot in the whole goddamn world. lol.

with the money thats coming in you'd think the guy could afford some amazing artists to make the women look, you know, like a Na'vi. i know this is a nightclub but still. the guy is trying to get people that like Avatar to come to his club. so why not deliver and give em what they want, hot alien chicks. not a girl with some blue paint on her nipples and a feather in her hair.

Is it a requirement that people from South Africa have mental-patient haircuts if they are trying to promote their business?

I don't know what you guys are talking about?! This club looks siiiiick yo. Me and my bros are gonna fist pump, shred those daiquiris, and get some blue tang.

This combined with Paris Hilton aspiring to the worlds most DJ is too much facepalm to handle. People are fucking smart sometimes.

But the Avatar mural stuff "art" or whatever was fucking hilarious. I think I'm gonna be okay.

The shitty airbrushings say it all really

"Flame thrower displays every 10 minutes..." shit is going to burn to the ground before he knows it.

OW MY AESTHETIC SENSIBILITIES

bet its made out of thin air, mobile squeeze machine (didn't watch the videos thou :)

He picked the wrong Cameron film. I think everyone would love a 'Aliens'-themed nightclub. The front area would start out looking like this:

Proximity displays around the club tell you how close by a waitress is.

The further you go into the club the more the architecture turns alien, until you get to the VIP area in the back with Queen spinning shitty records to people paying for overpriced drinks.

  On 6/26/2012 at 7:12 PM, Blanket Fort Collapse said:

This combined with Paris Hilton aspiring to the worlds most DJ is too much facepalm to handle. People are fucking smart sometimes.

 

But the Avatar mural stuff "art" or whatever was fucking hilarious. I think I'm gonna be okay.

i had a look at their twitter feed and found this

cocaine's a helluva drug!