Guest chunky Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 There's no conspiracy too insane for this thread. Let's start with the Iraq, Afghanistan wars. Looks like we're trying to surround Iran before going to war with them. Next take a look at Egypt and Syria, which both border Israel. Looks like Israel are paying armed groups to destabilise these countries so they can expand the borders of Israel into the whole of the middle east. More krazy konspiracies next time folks! Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 i wish...the housing prices are unbearable. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843540 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chunky Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 On 7/3/2012 at 4:22 PM, eugene said: i wish...the housing prices are unbearable. dont worry, ron paul is going to nuke australia Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Monsanto is deliberately causing colony collapse disorder in bees in order to introduce a “new and improved” genetically modified species of bee that will only pollinate Monsanto crops. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843547 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 A friend of mine once told me that Eyjafjallajökull, the Icelandic volcano that caused a chaos a couple of years ago, didn't actually erupt, but that it was an excuse to empty the airspace so someone (can't remember who he said it was...?) could test out a new airplane/drone or something like that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843552 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 On 7/3/2012 at 4:33 PM, Squee said: A friend of mine once told me that Eyjafjallajökull, the Icelandic volcano that caused a chaos a couple of years ago, didn't actually erupt, but that it was an excuse to empty the airspace so someone (can't remember who he said it was...?) could test out a new airplane/drone or something like that. i heard this but i heard it was a huge ufo mothership Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843553 Share on other sites More sharing options...
roasty Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 (edited) A man in an Elmo costume once told me that the banking industry, the institutions that accepts deposits and channels those deposits into lending activities, aren't run by regular people (can't remember who he said it was...?), but by some sort of neo-Zionist conspiracy to subjugate the gentiles or something like that. Edited July 3, 2012 by roasty Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843559 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Squee Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 On 7/3/2012 at 4:36 PM, BCM said: On 7/3/2012 at 4:33 PM, Squee said: A friend of mine once told me that Eyjafjallajökull, the Icelandic volcano that caused a chaos a couple of years ago, didn't actually erupt, but that it was an excuse to empty the airspace so someone (can't remember who he said it was...?) could test out a new airplane/drone or something like that. i heard this but i heard it was a huge ufo mothership Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843575 Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlucharski Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Some guy on the metro told me that clothing companies give away free shit to celebs, to make teens wanting their shit for cash. also that our identities were thought throu and constructed by guys living in houses belonging to the sky. also that a fastfood chain is getting paychecks from opec for inventing xxl menues, so the population burns more gasoline for transportation. He told me that in Africa (where he came from) his dad is a tribe king, I wanted to ask at what age he had his first ak-47 but had to go off... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide schlucharski's signature Hide all signatures this is not a statement Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843594 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blir Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 During the London 2012 olympics there will be a test for an upcoming alien arrival, the aliens of course coming to enslave humanity (apart from those in the upper echelons of humanity who sold us out to them). We've been planning for this with smaller things to make our minds prepared. Such as the olympic mascots, which just look like one eyed silver aliens. They are in fact subliminally preparing us for our new alien overlords. I'd love to admit that I just made this one up but in fact it's a current conspiracy. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843596 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 On 7/3/2012 at 5:15 PM, schlucharski said: Some guy on the metro told me that clothing companies give away free shit to celebs, to make teens wanting their shit for cash. This one is true and you can add professional athletes to that as well. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843603 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 (edited) I heard that Oprah's waxer gets hazard pay because she has such thick bush it strains the persons arms when she's trying to wax her. edit: I guess thats not really a conspiracy theory... or factual. and I never heard it either... srry Edited July 3, 2012 by StephenG Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843605 Share on other sites More sharing options...
popiax Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 On 7/3/2012 at 5:29 PM, patternoverlap said: On 7/3/2012 at 5:15 PM, schlucharski said: Some guy on the metro told me that clothing companies give away free shit to celebs, to make teens wanting their shit for cash. This one is true and you can add professional athletes to that as well. Yeah of course! I actually just read a sort of memoir that Patton Oswalt wrote and there's one part where he talks about going to some MTV celebrity free shit retreat thing and how completely insane it is. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843611 Share on other sites More sharing options...
schlucharski Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Naomi Klein's No Logo (book) was quite interesting in this context... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide schlucharski's signature Hide all signatures this is not a statement Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843614 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 On 7/3/2012 at 5:29 PM, patternoverlap said: On 7/3/2012 at 5:15 PM, schlucharski said: Some guy on the metro told me that clothing companies give away free shit to celebs, to make teens wanting their shit for cash. This one is true and you can add professional athletes to that as well. Of course it's true. It's one of the best things about being friends-with/related-to a celebrity. They give you all their free shit. I've got an Armani pair of jeans at home. No-one in their right mind would ever wear them, but I've got some. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843632 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 global warming has long ago been accepted by the elite as an extremely serious problem, bases already exist on the moon for escape Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1843637 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 The fuck is going on with your avatar, OP. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1844418 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantk Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 On 7/3/2012 at 5:15 PM, schlucharski said: Some guy on the metro told me that clothing companies give away free shit to celebs, to make teens wanting their shit for cash. also that our identities were thought throu and constructed by guys living in houses belonging to the sky. also that a fastfood chain is getting paychecks from opec for inventing xxl menues, so the population burns more gasoline for transportation. He told me that in Africa (where he came from) his dad is a tribe king, I wanted to ask at what age he had his first ak-47 but had to go off... 3 of these seem entirely plausible Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sergeantk's signature Hide all signatures My music (zanderone) Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1844421 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest dese manz hatin Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 On 7/3/2012 at 5:15 PM, schlucharski said: Some guy on the metro told me that clothing companies give away free shit to celebs, to make teens wanting their shit for cash. Not a conspiracy. I know 16 year old kids with pretty small scale fashion blogs that get free stuff from H&M and other brands to wear for precisely that reason. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1844431 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantk Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 Someone told me that Obama is a Muslim I think that that is a conspiracy in itself Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sergeantk's signature Hide all signatures My music (zanderone) Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1844433 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Audioblysk Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 ORTEGA TACO SHELLS ARE MADE OF PEOPLE!!! ^ proof Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Audioblysk's signature Hide all signatures "You could always do a Thoreau and walden your ass into a forest." - chenGOD ##### | (.) (.) ] | < / | O / ----- Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1844450 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 9/11 was allowed to happen, obviously. Still interesting though. There is no government, only a corporation, yep yep. And the JFK assassination is fascinating as fuck. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1844480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobDobalina Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 The Pentavertate! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveBzGMD6zw Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BobDobalina's signature Hide all signatures CA$HNE$$ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1844484 Share on other sites More sharing options...
HoA Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 On a more serious note: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqEzk1ktrkM Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1844488 Share on other sites More sharing options...
auxien Posted July 5, 2012 Report Share Posted July 5, 2012 no one has mentioned reptoids yet? fuckin' slackers. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob553dEzZ20 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide auxien's signature Hide all signatures / b c / m a s t o d o n / b l o t / Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/74575-conspiracy-theories/#findComment-1844503 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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