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Anyone ever heard of this geezer? Found out about it on the electrical audio forums recently. This bored American bloke has been prank calling people for 20 years and selling the records/CDs of his best tracks. Gotta admit to being obsessed with this over the last few days since hearing of it for the first time... I know it's wrong but it's extremely funny when this guy makes people angry. He speaks a load of indecipherable babble about digital signatures and paypal payments, then people just explode with the most ridiculous rants

 

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If you like prank phonecalls check out http://www.ownagepranks.com/

 

  On 1/19/2020 at 4:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

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  On 9/1/2014 at 10:37 PM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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My favorite are his animal themed calls.

 

 

 

"I don't give a hoot what your tryin' to say."

through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face.

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This is the first one I heard, years ago:

through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face.

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when he morphs in to his southern-like accent....gets me every time.

 

"lemme talk to ya a lil' bit"

through the years, a man peoples a space with images of provinces, kingdoms, mountains, bays, ships, islands, fishes, rooms, tools, stars, horses and people. shortly before his death, he discovers that the patient labyrinth of lines traces the image of his own face.

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He's hilarious. Found out about him from a Tobacco interview. My three personal favorites.

 

 

Such great concepts for prank calls.

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it just hit me, i remembered that some watmmer did a prank call to his sister using only squarepusher's voice/shout out samples from some bootleg, it was short but hilarious, does anyone remember that one ?

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  On 7/6/2012 at 8:50 PM, zaphod said:

i remember that. it starts with him saying "hello" from tetra sync.

yes ! all of the samples were from tetra sync's beginning

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  On 7/9/2012 at 9:43 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said:

duckling fantasy is one of my all time favorites. ^^^

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=fvwrel&NR=1&v=N3DkbL4nBLc

 

just had to bump this thread and say that this guy is a fucking genius. i haven't laughed this hard in years. thank you so much for this stuff!

 

 

bought vol. 9, and yes, it is hilarious...probably listened to it ten times through now.

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