BREAKING: Kim Jong-Un married

http://www.npr.org/b...-korean-tv-says

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Closing the loop — almost — on our reports about North Korean leader Kim Jong Un and the "mystery woman" who has been seen with him in recent weeks:

"North Korean media on Wednesday identified the woman seen accompanying North Korean leader Kim Jong-un in a recent series of public appearances as his wife," South Korea's Yonhap News reports.

From Tokyo, ABC News' Akiko Fujita says that Japan's Yomiyuri Online is reporting that "Kim Jong Un and new wife may already have a daughter, born in 2010."

Our earlier posts about this so-so important news and the mystery woman, who was said to be former North Korean pop star Hyon Song-wol:

— 'Mystery Woman' And Disney Ripoffs: Latest News About North Korea's Leader.

— Is Kim Jong Un's Mystery Woman The 'Excellent Horse-Like Lady'?

Now, though, the leader's wife has been named by North Korean media to be "comrade Ri Sol Ju." Of course, that doesn't rule out the possibility that Ri Sol Ju and Hyon Song-wol are the same person.

hooray!

unmarried or divorced?

everybody wants one.

congratulations to the happy couple :) xxxx

Congratulations in order to the dear leader.

Maybe this is why his military chief stepped down, not just so Un could take on one of the titles. But perhaps he was also opposed to the marriage. (more likely it was just for the former and he is still running things from the background. (waits for chen to tell me that i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about (heh))

oh man that guy is just so fucking funny looking. What a great leader!

His military chief didn't step down delet ;)

(gangnam is the area south of the river in Seoul where all the young fashionistas strut their swag - the lyrics are all about how cool the girls and guys are)

"No, Kim Jong, Ungh!"

"Yes my bride, you are now...mine."

If only they would make Team America 2

Not a bad catch for a chunky lad!

*awaits midnight ninja assassination by North Korean combat squad*

They look so cute together that it makes me forget all about the totalitarian regime.

  On 7/25/2012 at 9:34 PM, feltcher said:

Not a bad catch for a chunky lad!

 

*awaits midnight ninja assassination by North Korean combat squad*

chunky or not chunky, he's the Great Leader. Enough to wet any North Korean undies. Or if not, her role is to make him an offspring to continue the dynasty.

His hair is funny.

Close your eyes and picture them having sex.

I imagine Kim Jong's pee-pee getting lost in the amazon forest that is her vagina.

I wonder what village he stole her from.

He's busy aiming some nukes at Scotland...

He probably likes whiskey so i doubt it.

Oh, i see why you said that now.

I always read headlines about him wrong

"Kim Jong Unmarried"

"Kim Jong Unappoints new military chief"

etc

They actually look really happy together! Three cheers for king Geoffrey and Sansa!

  On 7/26/2012 at 1:15 AM, lumpenprol said:

They actually look really happy together! Three cheers for king Geoffrey and Margaery!

 

They actually look really happy together! Three cheers for King Geoffrey and Margaery!

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haha.

maybe getting some va-jay-jay will make the poor sap less angsty than his father.

Apparently they were married in 2009. And she visited South Korea in 2005.

http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/northkorea/2012/07/26/18/0401000000AEN20120726008600315F.HTML