coders - what the i don't even

RGB values are the HEX values of the source code. He no doubt worked backwards from the code, noted the values and then worked out what Red Green and Blue values of each pixel corresponded to each byte.

i know how it works (the stuff he has to delete at the end is the BMP header), but i'm still just... i mean... fuck.

it would take a massive amount of skill to do it with a jpeg due to the lossy compression. i think it would only work with an uncompressed or non-lossy format such as bmp.

also note how the image is 8 pixels wide. i'm not sure why that matters, i just know it does :P

just another way to say hello world

  On 8/1/2012 at 12:12 AM, chenGOD said:

just another way to say hello world

++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

Hello World Souffle.

Ingredients.
72 g haricot beans
101 eggs
108 g lard
111 cups oil
32 zucchinis
119 ml water
114 g red salmon
100 g dijon mustard
33 potatoes

Method.
Put potatoes into the mixing bowl.
Put dijon mustard into the mixing bowl.
Put lard into the mixing bowl.
Put red salmon into the mixing bowl.
Put oil into the mixing bowl.
Put water into the mixing bowl.
Put zucchinis into the mixing bowl.
Put oil into the mixing bowl.
Put lard into the mixing bowl.
Put lard into the mixing bowl.
Put eggs into the mixing bowl.
Put haricot beans into the mixing bowl.
Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl.
Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.

Serves 1.

  On 8/1/2012 at 12:19 AM, Braintree said:

I have no idea what the fuck is going on.

it's a guy writing code using mspaint.

  On 8/1/2012 at 12:22 AM, chenGOD said:

Hello World Souffle.

Ingredients.
72 g haricot beans
101 eggs
108 g lard
111 cups oil
32 zucchinis
119 ml water
114 g red salmon
100 g dijon mustard
33 potatoes

Method.
Put potatoes into the mixing bowl.
Put dijon mustard into the mixing bowl.
Put lard into the mixing bowl.
Put red salmon into the mixing bowl.
Put oil into the mixing bowl.
Put water into the mixing bowl.
Put zucchinis into the mixing bowl.
Put oil into the mixing bowl.
Put lard into the mixing bowl.
Put lard into the mixing bowl.
Put eggs into the mixing bowl.
Put haricot beans into the mixing bowl.
Liquefy contents of the mixing bowl.
Pour contents of the mixing bowl into the baking dish.

Serves 1.

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.

Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as
stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself!
Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]
Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]

Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!
Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.
[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!
[Exeunt]

I'm not even a coder but I love this kind of esoteric shit.

Explore:

http://listverse.com/2011/02/17/top-10-truly-bizarre-programming-languages/

http://esolangs.org/wiki/Hello_world_program_in_esoteric_languages

  On 8/1/2012 at 12:08 AM, kaini said:

also note how the image is 8 pixels wide. i'm not sure why that matters, i just know it does :P

Does it have to do with the length of a hex value?

I think this is how you get sound from visuals in something like Metasynth, since it's all digital information to begin with.

  On 8/1/2012 at 12:27 AM, chenGOD said:

Romeo, a young man with a remarkable patience.
Juliet, a likewise young woman of remarkable grace.
Ophelia, a remarkable woman much in dispute with Hamlet.
Hamlet, the flatterer of Andersen Insulting A/S.

Act I: Hamlet's insults and flattery.
Scene I: The insulting of Romeo.
[Enter Hamlet and Romeo]
Hamlet:
You lying stupid fatherless big smelly half-witted coward! You are as
stupid as the difference between a handsome rich brave hero and thyself!
Speak your mind!
You are as brave as the sum of your fat little stuffed misused dusty
old rotten codpiece and a beautiful fair warm peaceful sunny summer's
day. You are as healthy as the difference between the sum of the
sweetest reddest rose and my father and yourself! Speak your mind!
You are as cowardly as the sum of yourself and the difference
between a big mighty proud kingdom and a horse. Speak your mind.
Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: The praising of Juliet.
[Enter Juliet]
Hamlet:
Thou art as sweet as the sum of the sum of Romeo and his horse and his
black cat! Speak thy mind!
[Exit Juliet]
Scene III: The praising of Ophelia.
[Enter Ophelia]
Hamlet:
Thou art as lovely as the product of a large rural town and my amazing
bottomless embroidered purse. Speak thy mind!
Thou art as loving as the product of the bluest clearest sweetest sky
and the sum of a squirrel and a white horse. Thou art as beautiful as
the difference between Juliet and thyself. Speak thy mind!
[Exeunt Ophelia and Hamlet]

Act II: Behind Hamlet's back.
Scene I: Romeo and Juliet's conversation.
[Enter Romeo and Juliet]
Romeo:
Speak your mind. You are as worried as the sum of yourself and the
difference between my small smooth hamster and my nose. Speak your
mind!
Juliet:
Speak YOUR mind! You are as bad as Hamlet! You are as small as the
difference between the square of the difference between my little pony
and your big hairy hound and the cube of your sorry little
codpiece. Speak your mind!
[Exit Romeo]
Scene II: Juliet and Ophelia's conversation.
[Enter Ophelia]
Juliet:
Thou art as good as the quotient between Romeo and the sum of a small
furry animal and a leech. Speak your mind!
Ophelia:
Thou art as disgusting as the quotient between Romeo and twice the
difference between a mistletoe and an oozing infected blister! Speak
your mind!
[Exeunt]

 

I'm not even a coder but I love this kind of esoteric shit.

 

that's very, very douglas hofstadter. i love it.

  On 8/1/2012 at 12:32 AM, xxx said:

So I'm learning that Snares was into C at some point

he used the wrong slash. should be \n

  On 8/1/2012 at 12:28 AM, Braintree said:

  On 8/1/2012 at 12:08 AM, kaini said:

also note how the image is 8 pixels wide. i'm not sure why that matters, i just know it does :P

 

Does it have to do with the length of a hex value?

see that's my thinking as well, but every single pixel actually represents a hex triplet due to the RGB.

kaini: the language is SPL - Shakespeare Programming Language

(which I'm sure you either knew or just discovered, but for convenience's sake)

just discovered :D

and then there's LOLCODE

HAI
CAN HAS STDIO?
VISIBLE "HAI WORLD!"
KTHXBYE

  On 8/1/2012 at 12:14 AM, kaini said:

  On 8/1/2012 at 12:12 AM, chenGOD said:

just another way to say hello world

 

++++++++++[>+++++++>++++++++++>+++>+<<<<-]>++.>+.+++++++..+++.>++.<<+++++++++++++++.>.+++.------.--------.>+.>.

LOL thanks for making me feel like knowing about (not actually knowing by heart) brainfuck is actually worth something, even if it's just a laff on a forum.

=

[vimeo]15982655[/vimeo]

(I think I've exhausted every possible excuse to post the demo now ! Plus I don't think I managed to convert the .exe into that .gif 100% losslessly either, I've somehow ended up with a picture about 2k bigger.)

that demo never gets old. i've never seen it in bitmap format before though, that is very fucking cool.

Oh god cdak. I must gain access to a computer that can actually run that demo. And then make sure to bring an extra pair of underwear.

i have a decent box, and it still sounds like a fucking jet taking off when i run the exe. hardly surprising though.

My 8-core i7 lappy just about runs it (about 5-10 fps) so god knows what spec PC you need to run it at the above captured frame rate ! (though I do get perfect sound)

FYI - Here's the 'final' version of the 4k demo, I personally prefer the sound of the earlier party version (the one I posted up there ^^):

[vimeo]15138486[/vimeo]

And here's another video obviously based on a similar codebase though I'm unsure how big this exe is (don't think it's been released officially):

[vimeo]25284552[/vimeo]

There was a description (probably jazz) on pouet from one of the coders describing how they did the trippy 3D shapes using boolean operations on overlapping polygons. It was really clean and elegant, easy to understand. Beautiful stuff. He even threw some code snippets up. I don't know how they do it, makes me feel like such a mediocre piece of shit if I think too hard about it.

I think it helps having a guy like Brothomstates on the team who can get really geeky but also has great taste. Of course, I'm not sure whether he had any involvement beyond the music.

it's procedural generation. the same method they use to generate infinite worlds in minecraft or dwarf fortress. check out .kkrieger.

lovely recursion

demoscene coders are some of the people i respect the most in this world