Toilets Of The Future

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Preventable deaths

look at that smiling fucking gimp in the article - holding a handful of fly larvae (and probably feces)

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or just get a stack of old newspapers i guess.

fuck toilets, let's play with synthesizers

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"One low-tech solution uses fly larvae to recycle waste"

lol.

What's gonna happen when the larvae become flies.

vocal toilet navigation system?

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misleading troon is misleading.

i was hoping to see something like toilet siri: "toilet, please suggest the most suitable wiping techniques for my current condition"

"no problem, *linking with smartphone and calling dad*"

nanobots will crawl into your ass and eat shit for fuel and later they will crawl out of your ass and trim your nails

http://www.infiniteunknown.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Mitsuyuki-Ikeda-shit-burger.jpg

i just want a toilet that can handle my big loads of diarrhea without clogging due to all the hair and grass contained within my feces

here, ill save this thread

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmaQUxTD7aU&feature=relmfu

I need a toilet that's always stuck on my ass for moments like this morning, I knew that avocado was way too soft. Came out even softer. Luckily it's easier to clean shit off hardwood than carpet.

u guys ever done a poo and then wiped but then u look at the paper and theres no poo on it . its a miracle u shout, but remember how lucky you are to have experianced a "no-wiper"

an incredible, untapped, natural resource, unlimited energy coming straight out our accumulative arse. its been there all along, yet we've not appreciated its incredible value. there's more shite on this planet now, then any point in our history. the future is fecel matter. like the road worrier x1000000, if we can harness its power, we could change the world. we can squirt an excrement laden path to our salvation

  On 8/16/2012 at 10:58 PM, RichieBees said:

u guys ever done a poo and then wiped but then u look at the paper and theres no poo on it . its a miracle u shout, but remember how lucky you are to have experianced a "no-wiper"

this is well-documented on watmm and known as a "clean break".

  On 8/17/2012 at 11:32 AM, BCM said:

  On 8/16/2012 at 10:58 PM, RichieBees said:

u guys ever done a poo and then wiped but then u look at the paper and theres no poo on it . its a miracle u shout, but remember how lucky you are to have experianced a "no-wiper"

 

this is well-documented on watmm and known as a "clean break".

i'll always remember my first. i even smelt at the paper to be sure

I was camping a week ago and took a dump in the woods in a rocky area. I covered it with rocks. It's probably still there.

Waiting.

Hiding...

  On 8/17/2012 at 9:47 PM, Braintree said:

I was camping a week ago and took a dump in the woods in a rocky area. I covered it with rocks. It's probably still there.

 

Waiting.

 

Hiding...

Beans, mostly.

Was hoping this was a thread about hi tech toilets a' la japan

I cannot wait for all home appliances to be networked and remote managed.