If you had to cut your own cock off...

Say you had no choice and was kidnapped by a sadistic gang of psychos who dressed up in rubber sturgeon fish costumes who's only interest was collecting dead penis.

Cheese wire for me all day long.

What about you?

...what?

lol

you heard

Another pub-talk thread, eh? I'd use BOC's next album. Yes, I like to live on the edge!

As my own cock is mostly the sentient part of me, the question should really be what would would my cock use to cut the rest of me off.

A hastily DIYed razor blade hair straightener combo, that would also cauterize the wound.

almost 9pm on a Saturday night and beerwolf is talking about cutting his cock off...

I am more worried about the psychos in rubber sturgeon suits

a spoon.

My teeth.

i'll second sprigg's teeth

your mom's teeth. bitch.