The WATMM™ Book Of World Records

have you set a world record?

do you know someone who has set a world record?

have you read or heard about an interesting world record?

would you like to try to find and interesting world record to share with the watmm?

you can also make one up if you want, although, if you are questioned regarding its authenticity, you will need to provide evidence or explain the circumstances in detail or just convince us with a really good lie

I am indeed the most me person that could ever be.

Most Complete, Organised & Criminal Cataloguing of Digital MP3 V0 Files from My Favorite Recordabels.

Worlds Most Johnsson

I intend to drink the most measured cups of water ever

edit: not at once, over the course of my life

I'm tied for owner of the fewest Laserdiscs.

I once had the fastest time for the 'Koopa Beach' Course in Mario Kart 64 circa 1996. It was posted in a Nintendo Power from around then; 1:26 I believe it was. It's been obliterated by over 6 seconds since then I now see.

world's stickiest bogie

i killed a man, a man that looked like me...

world's stupidest bottom burp - troon, the moon

least amounts of words in a post

highest boner index ever recorded

i'm the biggest jenkem dealer in my community.

  On 9/16/2012 at 5:26 AM, yek said:

i'm the biggest jenkem dealer in my community.

least amount of fucks given

longest sample stretched in Paulstretch

First time-traveling dwarf sex therapist to publish a book in Zambia.

Most hobos denied change

Worlds must SUCIA

most*

Most friendly person.

I hold the fastest lap record around Silverstone full circuit and Stowe circuit for British Saloon car class.

I had the highest post count on here for about a year.

Edit: It's not listed on their website :(, they only list the top 25 fastest times. They are of course all in supercars.

nicest beard

"continued abuse to troon"

I was so good at that category I got warned for it