gmanyo Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 So I found this great website for all you girlies out there wondering what to make of your dude's texts: http://hetexted.com/ I figure the internet is probably the best place to go for over-analyzing text messages and relationship advice. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gmanyo's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frankie5fingers Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 sweet, its got an Ask Our Bros section. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1894974 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Online advice is the best advice. Unless of course you're looking for advice on whether or not to kill yourself. The internet loves to tell people to kill themselves. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1894977 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantk Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 the presence of that site makes me wonder maybe all my problems can be solved by asking a bro? Get wasted and bench press right? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sergeantk's signature Hide all signatures My music (zanderone) Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1894996 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 On 10/25/2012 at 1:57 AM, LimpyLoo said: The internet loves to tell people to kill themselves. That is because the internet exists in a 5th dimensional state beyond time. Bits of code fluctuate in & out of existence. Writings from ages past continually created anew, indistinguishable from the writings of today. The future already here, waiting to be downloaded. Death is like a soap bubble in a gridworld full of nothing wait no it's because the internet's a buncha dicknerds Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cryptowen's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895001 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 this site is a terrible idea, but it's kind of fun to look at ^ made me lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895018 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 (edited) Edited October 25, 2012 by chimera slot mom Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895029 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 lol @ girls Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frankie5fingers Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 both funny. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895040 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 3 say he's into you 3 say he's not into you Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895041 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantk Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 okay this one really got me Quote I met Ray at a poetry reading. He said he liked my scarf and asked where I got it. We went clothes shopping the next day and I invited him over and he came. Things were going great until my bro Justin stopped by. Ray asked Justin how he got so strong and asked him to show some workouts. Justin showed him squats for an hour, then Ray left. using a girl to meet her bro to learn squats... thats the broest thing ive ever heard Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sergeantk's signature Hide all signatures My music (zanderone) Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 sounds gay actually Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895058 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 On 10/25/2012 at 4:47 AM, dr lopez said: sounds gay actually stereotypes aside even, it does seem quite unlikely that he would be that insistent on Justin's presence if he was just trying to learn squats from him Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895060 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 On 10/25/2012 at 4:08 AM, sergeantk said: okay this one really got me Quote I met Ray at a poetry reading. He said he liked my scarf and asked where I got it. We went clothes shopping the next day and I invited him over and he came. Things were going great until my bro Justin stopped by. Ray asked Justin how he got so strong and asked him to show some workouts. Justin showed him squats for an hour, then Ray left. lol i'm sorry, first three set the stereotype gaydar off... nearly impossible for bro to do that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895077 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sergeantk Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 i see what you're saying but.. okay...actually lmao this makes it even funnier Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide sergeantk's signature Hide all signatures My music (zanderone) Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895079 Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmanyo Posted October 25, 2012 Author Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 (edited) I was actually about to post that one in the OP. It's obviously a joke, but also a hilarious (albeit stereotypey) one. http://hetexted.com/text/1349901564 Pretty much a site for stupid teens who decide that the best place to look for advice is online. The advice given to those people is seriously some of the worst advice I've ever heard. Read the fucking comments on those. Then again, I started a topic about the meds I'm on, so I guess I have no right to talk. Edited October 25, 2012 by gmanyo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide gmanyo's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 jesus fucking christ "we had a really great time. we made out. what now?!" Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895163 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 Playa!!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895165 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Npoess's signature Hide all signatures │ Tumblr │ Last.fm │ Soundcloud │ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895171 Share on other sites More sharing options...
skotosa Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 The ol Skittle trick eh? Rookie. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide skotosa's signature Hide all signatures Artist Name: SkiaSoundcloud http://www.last.fm/user/skotosa Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895172 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 which colour is the sender on iphones? or what side? i'm having a mega hard time understanding these Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895187 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 On 10/25/2012 at 3:16 AM, chimera slot mom said: hahaha, if i were in his situation i would skip town never to be seen again. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895189 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 On 10/25/2012 at 10:51 AM, spratters said: Playa!!! On 10/25/2012 at 11:07 AM, ZiggomaticV17 said: The ol Skittle trick eh? Rookie. lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895192 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted October 25, 2012 Report Share Posted October 25, 2012 On 10/25/2012 at 2:18 AM, sergeantk said: the presence of that site makes me wonder maybe all my problems can be solved by asking a bro? Get wasted and bench press right? Cure to so many ailments right there mate Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/76232-online-advice-best-advice/#findComment-1895332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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