Battleship - Has anyone seen this?

OMG, what an awful film. Just terrible. How can they produce this rubbish?

Overwrought CGI wank. Got to give them props how they managed to tie in the game into the movie. Although it was quite LOL.

I downloaded it a month ago and never watched it. Any good lines or moments? (u kno what i mean by "good")

I was leaving a friend's place and they were watching it. The part I caught was some dude yelling something like

"Let's get these Mother Fu-"

And the gun sound cut through the "fucker" like they do on trailers.

So they build a cgi turd around an iconic board game, yet I heard that at no point in the movie does anyone say "you sunk my battleship"

WTF

can't be much worse than 'the grey'

  On 11/14/2012 at 6:52 PM, Bob Dobalina said:

So they build a cgi turd around an iconic board game, yet I heard that at no point in the movie does anyone say "you sunk my battleship"

 

WTF

wtf how could they mess that up?

I liked watching it but once the sun hit my eyes when I stepped outside the theater it was almost totally erased from my brain.

~i remember the awful cgi of the alien enemy's bullets or something...

Well, one should see the trailer. And based on the trailer you see that Battleship, along wit many other movies is crap. Then you either don't see it or see it but don't rant too much, because you DID go see it.

This along with Cowboys vs. Aliens, Alien vs. Predator and Lincoln The Vampire Hunter has to take for the prize for stupidest movie concepts.

And yes, I'm am judging them without having seen them. But why are movies like this even made? And worst part is that a lot of people actually like them.

just wanted to drop by and say that this movie was shit.

this is how it should have gone

Does this film really need it's own thread? Should I go and make one about how Silent Hill 2 3D isn't any good?

Hey, anyone seen Transformers the movie? It like totally sucks

  On 11/15/2012 at 9:11 PM, gaarg said:

Hey, anyone seen Transformers the movie? It like totally sucks

was going to go see it until this review, thanks gaarg!

edit - is it leaked yet?

This is definitely a movie that I always knew would never be worth seeing.

I pity people who don't know this is military propaganda

edit: that said I very seriously would have rather seen Battleship in theaters than Avengers or The Dark Knight Rises

someday I'll get punched in the face for these sorts of things

  On 11/15/2012 at 9:11 PM, gaarg said:

Hey, anyone seen Transformers the movie? It like totally sucks

except it's actually a masterpiece of hyper-realistic nihilist pop art