Make up japanese game show ideas

so i was sitting back in my hometown getting steaming with my old friends last night, and there is literally nothing to do so we ended up just watching japanese game shows on youtube.

ive never actually got round to seeing them before but holy fuck are they amazing, a perfect mixture of humiliation and torture that would cause an absolute uproar over here.

quiet library was my favourite, kind of an inventive russian roullete, where you draw the short straw and get some kind of cruel punishment inflicted, while having to be completely silent. it was genius. my favourite was 'old man bites tenderly' which consisted of an old guy coming in, taking his teeth out, and gumming the guys ear. it was brutal

another highlight was a program in which you had pegs attached to your nipples, eyelids, or in one case, someones outie belly button, and then try and pull off a womans bra with it.

safe to say i was astounded by the whole thing, amazing.

Two teams of Japanese men have to push, lift or whatever a fat Japanese woman onto a floor button and of course the woman gets to fight back. The first team to do this wins. And of course, everyone will be prancing around in underwear.

yeah the underwear seems pretty much obligatory.

you have a woman, with her chest and hips covered in leeches, teams have to be blindfolded and then pick their way through to the titties with their teeth.

the opposing team can also throw non lethal objects at you.

those porn gameshows but then for real

  On 12/23/2012 at 4:14 PM, messiaen said:

oh god lol

a bit messed up tho

Million Dollar Puppy: contestants are each given 1 million dollars to invent a new dog toy, the winner will have their dog toy design made for real and get a stake in the sales

big titted japanese women get their big tits out and...(the rest doesnt matter)

I don't have to make one up, it's already been made.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbkpQcZhrcE

@2:45

Whale Hunting Live (with Bill Oddie)

Contenstants are injected with LSD solution.

They are shown footage of two young lovers laughing and playing in a giant green field on a sunny day.

They are then shown footage of an elderly homeless man succumbing to illness alone in a grubby alley.

They are given a pen.

Contestants then have to write an existestial novella with a compelling protagonist.

Blind Rape

Rape the blind

Blind the blind. Even more.

contestants have to sit on their dominant hand till it's numb.

all blindfolded. first one to realize it's him or his neighbor wanking him off wins.

wait

Food cooked to look disgusting (a la baby cake). First contestant to refuse to eat must eat (for realsies) what the food looks like (baby cake probs not feasible)

contestants are given different pairs of womens panties and they have to mach them with the right girl by sense of smell

Blinfolded male contestants are given cucumbers. Blindfolded female contestants are given squid rings. they have to run at each other. the couple that achieve penetration go through to a bonus round in which they have to suck snot from young children's noses. the first one to fill a gallon bucket wins.

  yek said:

contestants are given different pairs of womens panties and they have to mach them with the right girl by sense of smell

  On 12/24/2012 at 2:45 AM, tauboo said:

  yek said:

contestants are given different pairs of womens panties and they have to mach them with the right girl by sense of smell

there's no way they haven't already done that

lolz, true!

5 pedophiles dressed as Pokemon trainers trying to catch 10 children dressed as pokemons .. but the catch is 9 of those children are actually oversized racoons, only 1 children is dressed as a pokemon, whoever catches the children is the pedophile champion with the best pedo-instincts .

Contestants have to get kancho'd by a sumo wrestler. Whoever shows the least reaction wins.

^

i'm guessing lion would win this every time

Two rows of office worker ladies stand in a row in front of a live studio audience

They take it in turns as pairs to swallow a 100 yen coin

Then they wait for hours

Finally they take a shit in front of the audience

The first one to swallow the coin again wins a holiday to Nanjing

Taking the piss:

8 contestants drink 10 pints of water each, last one not to piss themselves wins