there's a musical genius hiding inside my progenitor

My dad is 52 years old. He's never touched an instrument in his life, shows no interest or appreciation for art, and doesn't listen to music. He watches news, snores, and does boring adult stuff day in and day out. But lately he's been coming home and rocking the shit out of our piano. I watch him sometimes. His eyes close. His rhythm is perfect. He picks up scales kinesthetically. It's like he's beethoven or something. He sits for an hour or more and just rocks the fuck out of it.

proof!

record some of his stuff yo

I'm afraid to curse him. He's in a long drawn out process of possible bankruptcy, and I feel he has the potential to explore a new musical career in the future.

he'll be the next chopin yo

He's more of a chewbacha.

release an album of his shit

he'll be like a geriatric Jandek

The next white Sevie Wonder that can still see. Your pops will prosper.

Edit: I'M NOT JOKING

Catch it while you can. I had a cat once that did the same with its anus. Not sure what it was, maybe it was not used to new food, or maybe it fed on a magical rodent outside, but I once heard this cat drop the craziest, pitch-bending, lush farts I had ever heard. I spent countless hours trying to rig a field recorder to its shit box to capture it and share, but that cat’s ass never sang that way again.

The sweet poetry of queef

EDIT!!!

Queen Latifa

Queef Latina

For some reason that seems like an important discovery to me.

  On 1/4/2013 at 1:56 AM, goffer said:

Catch it while you can. I had a cat once that did the same with its anus. Not sure what it was, maybe it was not used to new food, or maybe it fed on a magical rodent outside, but I once heard this cat drop the craziest, pitch-bending, lush farts I had ever heard. I spent countless hours trying to rig a field recorder to its shit box to capture it and share, but that cat’s ass never sang that way again.

there's a musical genius hiding inside my cat's anorectal region.

  On 1/4/2013 at 2:02 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

  On 1/4/2013 at 1:56 AM, goffer said:

Catch it while you can. I had a cat once that did the same with its anus. Not sure what it was, maybe it was not used to new food, or maybe it fed on a magical rodent outside, but I once heard this cat drop the craziest, pitch-bending, lush farts I had ever heard. I spent countless hours trying to rig a field recorder to its shit box to capture it and share, but that cat’s ass never sang that way again.

there's a musical anus hiding inside my cat's anorectal region.

  On 1/4/2013 at 2:04 AM, goffer said:

  On 1/4/2013 at 2:02 AM, Goiter Sanchez said:

  On 1/4/2013 at 1:56 AM, goffer said:

Catch it while you can. I had a cat once that did the same with its anus. Not sure what it was, maybe it was not used to new food, or maybe it fed on a magical rodent outside, but I once heard this cat drop the craziest, pitch-bending, lush farts I had ever heard. I spent countless hours trying to rig a field recorder to its shit box to capture it and share, but that cat’s ass never sang that way again.

beethoven fucked my cat

there's a musical genius inside every anus

Was your dad hit by lightning recently?

Look what happened to this guy.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Cicoria

  On 1/4/2013 at 2:26 AM, logakght said:

there's a musical genius inside every anus

there's a musical anus inside every genius