dr. drum beat making software :(

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This is your chance to sound HOTTTTT! and bust out the beats and the Best part is It doesn’t matter if you’ve never created a beat before in your life…

http://www.drdrum.com/

amazing

Holy shit! It exports 44.1 wav!

lol they spelled techno tecno. also, im green with envy

:( should be :D?

i can't even tell whether im laughing or crying right now

lol

lol I like how he writes out "makes it crazy simple to..."

this is either the greatest scam software of all time or part some new Tim & Eric 2.0 iamamiwhoami project

nice, we needed some more Bro-ware.

also, if its "so easy to use" then why does it have fucking tutorial vids for it!? this is the funniest thing ive seen in weeks.

  On 1/9/2013 at 3:41 AM, data said:

 

i can't even tell whether im laughing or crying right now

Well between the 'Sell Your Beats' report and 4 Octave (FOUR!) keyboard, this looks more as tempting as Ableton 9

Well shit, let me just sell back my newly acquired MPC and uninstall Reason and Ableton, looks like I wont need those anymore

I don't know about you guys but I'm gonna be making sick tecno beats like mad cause it's so crazy-simple, see you guys at the grammys

flol, great find!

Where's the "trap beat" button?

tecno tecno tecno tecno

tecmo

I'll be honest. Before I started using Dr Drum, I tried to lay down beats on my own. And, let me tell you, they were sad.

I tried to play them for people and they practically laughed at me. I felt awful.

I'm fed up with working with some keyboard so this will definitely fit the bill.

Ps. Does anyone actually know what the $500 'sell your beats report' is actually meant to be ?

There's something fishy about how this is marketed. If you search for "Dr. Drum" with Google you get loads of reviews that actually seem to be ads and there seems to be astroturfing in the review comments..

Also, lol at this:

I'm using it since ages, really suprised to see I seem to be the only one. Banging software!

^

not sure if cerious

Alter the frequency/res and lfo on the keys for cool effects

Such as making Dub step beats

Sold.

Also:

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lot of people out there get suckered by software that claims to help you build up the beats, but instead leaves you cold.

The truth is that most beat-making software is lame.

They won't let you build out the nasty beats you want because:

1. They use MP3s for their samples.

That's bad, because MP3s are compressed files, they are NOT professional quality.

Then, when you export them they get compressed again which lowers the quality even more!

This leaves you with a master track that is double compressed and well below industry standard.

If you try to play them in a club or sell them to a producer you'll get laughed at, because they'll sound like a little kid made them off a 1970s cassette tape.

Burial? this makes me lol.

We should like find some freeware and have a watmm track design competition. Has that been done before?

let's all buy this and see who can make the fattest beats

Only $29.95 while stocks last! How can you have stock of something that you download?

Even cheaper if you use this link http://www.drdrum.com/lp4.html

In the Q&A

Q. Can I get a refund on the software?

A. Yes you can but the software will immediately stop working

Is Dr Drum any relation to Dr Beat?

They couldn't even come up with an original scam program. They even lifted the same ad campaign from another program designed to rip off idiots.

http://youtu.be/GxoZhzrMc0k

Make your own beats with DubTurbo 2.0, even Dubstep!