lumpenprol Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Some of you may have been following this, Harvard Prof George Church says we can now make a Neanderthal baby from extracted Neanderthal DNA injected into a human egg. Surprisingly or unsurprisingly, there seems to have been quite a bit of academic (I'm not sure about public) outrage at the idea, saying it's inhumane and disgusting to even consider. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2266108/Neanderthal-man-DNA-experiments-shadow-Dr-Frankenstein.html My first reaction was "cool!" I remember watching "Iceman" as a kid though. If we ended up treating the kid like a specimen it could really suck. But somehow I imagine we'd be more sensible these days...? Dunno. Anyway if we gave them all the same rights as humans and let them live freely, my brain still says "cool". What says watmm? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 we should create a couple and let geico make a reality show about their trials and tribulations living in los angeles Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939066 Share on other sites More sharing options...
SR4 Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 sure why not Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide SR4's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939068 Share on other sites More sharing options...
vamos scorcho Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 I'm not entirely sure this is going to be a great time to be alive. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939069 Share on other sites More sharing options...
geosmina Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 On 1/27/2013 at 3:03 AM, zaphod said: we should create a couple and let geico make a reality show about their trials and tribulations living in los angeles lel Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide geosmina's signature Hide all signatures https://animanoir.xyz/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939075 Share on other sites More sharing options...
syd syside Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 i vote yes Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide syd syside's signature Hide all signatures " Last law bearing means that any reformer or Prophet will be a subordinate of the Holy Prophet (saw) and no new Messenger and Prophet with a new religion, book or decree will come after him. Everything from him will be under the banner of Islam only." Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939077 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Sure why not, we need new porn/fetish. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939078 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 I guess we might as well create a couple of baby emrbyo babies athough i found zaphods idea of making them ''geico'' mexicans ... appropraiate. So far It only worked in 4.10 Breaking Bad Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939081 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 On 1/27/2013 at 3:12 AM, compson said: i vote yes Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 a neanderthal would be easily relatable so they would need to plan a really cozy life for it before anyone in society can be expected to get onboard. I think they should do it anyways but take it to some underground chinese or russian lab where they are already probably anal probing a young group of terrified Cro-Magnon Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 On 1/27/2013 at 3:12 AM, YO303 said: Sure why not, we need new porn/fetish. lol, win Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939107 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 get them to work for us sweatshops and shit ;D Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939113 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 On 1/27/2013 at 3:00 AM, lumpenprol said: I remember watching "Iceman" as a kid though. If we ended up treating the kid like a specimen it could really suck. Fuck yeah, as a kid I thought that movie was great (and tragic). Not sure if I'd feel the same way today. Timothy Hutton. Wow. Feeling old right now. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939116 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mirezzi Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 "This is the last known photo of Bok Bok, taken three days before he fractured his human mother's skull with a table lamp. A team of MIT linguists believe Bok Bok was attempting to negotiate more time to play a popular video game, Call of Duty." Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939119 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 it would be cool to put a baby neanderthal in a truman show style domed wilderness community with hired actors playing other neanderthals and then in his teens guide him out of the dome into a studio where he's greeted by a live audience and someone like jamie kennedy or snooki for a post show interview. the resulting killing spree would make for great television. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939122 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 two good lols in a row btw apparently europeans have 4% Neanderthal DNA while blacks have next to none. Let the racism commence... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939125 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Neandies in thug or chav dress would be an interesting sight. But human Neanderthal rights activists would probably denounce it for being discriminatory. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939126 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939144 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted January 27, 2013 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939168 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frankie5fingers Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 im ok with it, but only if it will become the new cast member of Buckwild. that show needs some intelligence. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939192 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 short answer: No long answer: Maybe? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Adieu's signature Hide all signatures There will be new love from the ashes of us. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939199 Share on other sites More sharing options...
psn Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Short answer: science isn't even close to that possibility. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939243 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plarkreluke Banloboh Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 Neanderthal has come to be used as a synonym for stupid, but they actually had larger brains than modern day humans (look it up). Not that brain size necessarily equals potential intelligence otherwise we should be sending elephants to university. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939251 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 On 1/27/2013 at 9:58 AM, wabby said: Neanderthal has come to be used as a synonym for stupid, but they actually had larger brains than modern day humans (look it up). Not that brain size necessarily equals potential intelligence otherwise we should be sending elephants to university. elephants are a bit smart but they don't need degrees, fast cars, penthouse apartments, rolex watches or decent threads to get by.. they don't need to prove themselves to humans. but brain-to-body mass ratio is the important bit. elephants don't do well there. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939329 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BCM Posted January 27, 2013 Report Share Posted January 27, 2013 only if pauly shore is involved somehow. and by involved i mean killed. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BCM's signature Hide all signatures Bandcamp | Spotify | SoundCloud | Amazon | Apple Music | YouTube | YouTube Music | Deezer | Google Play Music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77387-should-we-create-a-neanderthal/#findComment-1939332 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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