McManchester United

Congrats, fuckers.

You must be so proud of your "brand."

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1316723/manchester-united-richest-sports-team-at-$3-billion,-says-report?cc=5901

Here, have some Comic Sans:

The Glazers sold 10 percent of their shares in the initial public offering sale in August but United vice chairman Ed Woodward insisted in October the family will not sell the club for "many, many years" despite ongoing interest.

Look at this piece of shit...FLOL...

That is an incredibly photo.

Looks a bit like Rooney though, so I guess it's appropriate.

Almost looks like Gwildor.

But okay, 1) What's wrong with his waistline? 2) Look at his horrible hands! 3) His eyes are collapsing inside that hairy frame. 4) That shirt. 5) His name on the football. 6) He's leering from behind a palmtree.

It's terrifying. It's as though he's caught a child's football and now he's luring them over to his fuck-tree.

  On 1/28/2013 at 8:57 PM, Gary C said:

That is an incredibly photo.

Is that an existing meme or have you just inadvertently started an awesome one right there ?

(First and probably only post in the Football sub-forum)

Inadvertantle

  On 1/28/2013 at 9:34 PM, Gary C said:

It's terrifying. It's as though he's caught a child's football and now he's luring them over to his fuck-tree.

Holy fucking major LOL.

  On 1/28/2013 at 8:17 PM, The Overlook said:

United vice chairman Ed Woodward

Ed Woodward? So his name is Edward Woodward?

lol

  On 1/28/2013 at 10:39 PM, The Overlook said:

It's terrifying. It's as though he's caught a child's football and now he's luring them over to his fuck-tree.

They must get them to pose during the pre-season photosessions with loads of blank shapes and containers, ready for a product to be photoshopped into place.