lumpenprol Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 A living legend is in the ICU; let's keep it tasteful guys Quote Ron Jeremy is in critical condition at an L.A. hospital ... and is being treated for an aneurysm that was located near his heart ... TMZ has learned.Ron's manager, Mike Esterman, tells TMZ ... 59-year-old Ron drove himself to Cedars-Sinai hospital Tuesday afternoon after experiencing severe chest pain. Docs examined the legendary porn star ... and discovered the aneurysm. According to Esterman, Ron's condition has worsened and he was transferred to the ICU. He's currently being prepped for surgery.Ron -- and his 9-inch penis -- have appeared in more than 2,000 X-rated movies together ... including, "Super Hornio Brothers," "High Heels, Low Standards," and "A Christmas Orgy." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 My friend lives in his building and is kinda friends with him. I met him once. He was an incredibly nice guy. One thing that also struck me was that he also had REALLY pretty, blue eyes. I normally don't notice that sort of thing on other men, but you couldn't help but notice. I hope he's ok. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942029 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 The Hedgehog is in trouble?? Praise jeebus, save The Hedgehog!! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942041 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 I went to Umass Dartmouth and he was a guest speaker there, debating against the dangers of pornography. He went and partied with some students afterwards. I heard he whipped it out. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942080 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 On 1/31/2013 at 5:35 AM, jefferoo said: My friend lives in his building and is kinda friends with him. I met him once. He was an incredibly nice guy. One thing that also struck me was that he also had REALLY pretty, blue eyes. I normally don't notice that sort of thing on other men, but you couldn't help but notice. I hope he's ok. I met him for about 8 seconds outside of a bar (after a law firm event of all things). He seemed very kind but understandably a bit tired of the attention. But he really radiates this aura of gentleness. It's kind of remarkable. Could be the eyes. I unno. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942137 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 (edited) Hufpo http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/30/ron-jeremy-in-critical-condition-heart-aneurysm_n_2582953.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular Edited January 31, 2013 by jefferoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942150 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 If he does pass on, they need to at least put his member on ice for future study. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Goiter Sanchez's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud - http://soundcloud.com/swegunoFacebook - http://www.facebook.com/sweguno Mixcloud - https://www.mixcloud.com/Sweguno/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942161 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 run jeremy Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942173 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 (edited) In his later years he looked like a shitty version of Vigo from ghostbusters. I have nothing more to add really, the guy a nine inch shlungbadum. Edited January 31, 2013 by Deer Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942204 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goiter Sanchez Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 On 1/31/2013 at 10:21 AM, isaki said: run jeremy Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Goiter Sanchez's signature Hide all signatures Soundcloud - http://soundcloud.com/swegunoFacebook - http://www.facebook.com/sweguno Mixcloud - https://www.mixcloud.com/Sweguno/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942206 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 Get better big guy! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942215 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 i know people say being a amle pornstart is degrading and depressing but i cant possibly imagine constantly pumping hot girls being a bad job. it just doesnt compute . what a badass Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942217 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plarkreluke Banloboh Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 I think this song is appropriate: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942270 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted January 31, 2013 Report Share Posted January 31, 2013 I guess his surgery went well. http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/ron-jeremy-holding-pattern-aneurysm-article-1.1252201 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942550 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eh Speedy Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Heart issues. The warning signs were there. He's had to hold the base of his wang to keep it up during penetration for some time now. Least he we in good spirits enough to drive himself to the hospital. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide eh Speedy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942749 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 He has so much more love to give. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942865 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 Plus he can/could play piano. Sensitive Jewish kid. There are quite a few intelligent porn folks, Asia Carrerra being the most notable (IQ of 156 apparently). Thing about Jeremy that I always found sort of touching and sad was his lifelong desire to break into legit film. I dunno, if I were him I think I'd be satisfied being a porn legend, but you never know what drives people. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942903 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted February 1, 2013 Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 holy shit Asia Carrerra has an IQ of 156? thats astonishing, especially if she chose her own porn name (which is ridiculously bad) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide awepittance's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1942994 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted February 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted February 1, 2013 haha, yeah apparently she basically copied Tia Carrera (sp?) but changed it up a bit, lol. And yeah, she's that smart. Read her wiki, she was playing piano at Carnegie Hall or something when she was 14 (not going to bother to edit for any inaccuracies, can't be arsed). I used to fap to her, back in the day. Still remember her first anal scene, lol. Who knows, maybe she's part of the reason I ended up with a Chinese wife? (though she's half Japanese not Chinese, whatevs). Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1943000 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) I heard she is also a member of Mensa along with James Woods. Apparently, James Woods isn't in Mensa. Edited February 14, 2013 by AdieuErsatzEnnui Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Adieu's signature Hide all signatures There will be new love from the ashes of us. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1952527 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 more like mensatrual. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1952657 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nebraska Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 (edited) On 2/1/2013 at 10:37 AM, Awepittance said: holy shit Asia Carrerra has an IQ of 156? thats astonishing, especially if she chose her own porn name (which is ridiculously bad) she used to hang out on efnet on a channel for coding (html and javascript) back when that type of coding didn't have programs that did it for you. it was pretty impressive to find a girl that was interested in such a nerdy aspect of internet life especially considering her career choice :D Edited February 14, 2013 by Nebraska Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77449-ron-jeremy-heart-aneurysm/#findComment-1952771 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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