Rubin Farr Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 America you are one big face palm. http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/lookout/heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-apparent-heart-attack-162858075.html?.tsrc=yahoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 ya live by the bun ya die by the bun Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cryptowen's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952239 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 (edited) "A regular patron and unofficial spokesman for the Heart Attack Grill has died of an apparent heart attack, the restaurant's owner said on Monday."Well, no shit, Sherlocks! How do you think the restaurant got its name??The fact that they're shocked at the death is what's frustrating. You'd think some people would be smart enough to eat healthier and reduce the risk of heart failure, but noooo. Edited February 13, 2013 by ambermonk Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952241 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Message to that fat bastard from Man vs Food: Take note, bubblebutt, this is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew. Diet now. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952243 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lucy Faringold Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 (edited) "Alleman is the second unofficial Heart Attack Grill spokesman to die in as many years." Duh. Edited February 13, 2013 by Lucy Faringold Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952244 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Obese advocate for fast food restaurant dies of obesity related complications. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952246 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 On 2/13/2013 at 7:47 PM, Schlitze said: Message to that fat bastard from Man vs Food: Take note, bubblebutt, this is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew. Diet now. Saw a rerun from the first season a little while back; dude was about a third the size he is now. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952248 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chim Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 They have really nailed the name of this restaurant/monstrosity. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952250 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 I don't understand why anybody would choose to eat there by looking at that menu. Even really fat people must think it's a bad idea. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952255 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 On 2/13/2013 at 7:48 PM, Lucy Faringold said: "Alleman is the second unofficial Heart Attack Grill spokesman to die in as many years." Duh. *pukes* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Npoess's signature Hide all signatures │ Tumblr │ Last.fm │ Soundcloud │ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952258 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cryptowen Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 On 2/13/2013 at 7:54 PM, spratters said: I don't understand why anybody would choose to eat there by looking at that menu. Even really fat people must think it's a bad idea. I seem to remember reading that a lot of their customers are actually skinny Asian people doing it as a one time tourist thing, because "ridiculously excessive pile of meat & cheese" is the most American form of sandwich short of one with little flags & machine guns sticking out of it Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Cryptowen's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952260 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 On 2/13/2013 at 7:48 PM, Lucy Faringold said: "Alleman is the second unofficial Heart Attack Grill spokesman to die in as many years." Duh. Why would anyone eat that? I like burgers. but that is just... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952261 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 Dun worry guys, they're not beef, they're horse. Real lean meat. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952265 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 A bullet to my head would be preferable to a slow morbidly obese death from consuming all that garbage regularly.I'm being a bit dramatic, but still...I would NOT want to suffer like that. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952268 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 On 2/13/2013 at 7:59 PM, Cryptowen said: On 2/13/2013 at 7:54 PM, spratters said: I don't understand why anybody would choose to eat there by looking at that menu. Even really fat people must think it's a bad idea. I seem to remember reading that a lot of their customers are actually skinny Asian people doing it as a one time tourist thing, because "ridiculously excessive pile of meat & cheese" is the most American form of sandwich short of one with little flags & machine guns sticking out of it Yeah, it's in Vegas. Vegas is just America's tourist trap. It exists only to offer "novelty." It is also, apparently, ground zero for Fat Acceptance Movement/ Libertarian crossover types. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952274 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Frankie5fingers Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 On 2/13/2013 at 7:47 PM, Schlitze said: Message to that fat bastard from Man vs Food: Take note, bubblebutt, this is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew. Die now. fixed it Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952275 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lucy Faringold Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 pretty sad that once you read the article 'unofficial spokesman' is revealed to be a euphemism for 'lonely dude who spent waaay too much time here.' Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952300 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 (edited) "He lived a very full life." Edited February 13, 2013 by LimpyLoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lucy Faringold Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 On 2/13/2013 at 9:09 PM, LimpyLoo said: "He lived a very full life." how did i miss this Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952312 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zephyr_Nova Posted February 13, 2013 Report Share Posted February 13, 2013 The single bypass burger looks alright. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Zephyr_Nova's signature Hide all signatures http://zephyrnova.bandcamp.com/releases My noise: http://cthulhudetonator.bandcamp.com My band: http://theskylitup.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 On 2/13/2013 at 7:48 PM, Lucy Faringold said: "Alleman is the second unofficial Heart Attack Grill spokesman to die in as many years." Duh. Dam this is making me very very hungry Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieBees Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 FREEDOM Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide RichieBees's signature Hide all signatures sigunrute Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952480 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 Burgercide Serial Griller Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952488 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 On 2/13/2013 at 7:49 PM, baph said: On 2/13/2013 at 7:47 PM, Schlitze said: Message to that fat bastard from Man vs Food: Take note, bubblebutt, this is what happens when you bite off more than you can chew. Diet now. Saw a rerun from the first season a little while back; dude was about a third the size he is now. agreed but he probably doesn't exercise. kobayashi could literally eat him for lunch and kobi is about 135 pounds and ripped. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952510 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted February 14, 2013 Report Share Posted February 14, 2013 On 2/13/2013 at 7:59 PM, Cryptowen said: On 2/13/2013 at 7:54 PM, spratters said: I don't understand why anybody would choose to eat there by looking at that menu. Even really fat people must think it's a bad idea. I seem to remember reading that a lot of their customers are actually skinny Asian people doing it as a one time tourist thing, because "ridiculously excessive pile of meat & cheese" is the most American form of sandwich short of one with little flags & machine guns sticking out of it Million dollar idea right there. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/77663-heart-attack-grill-spokesman-dies-of-heart-attack/#findComment-1952521 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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