Oscars

anyone watching this? I don't have a link to the opening monologue but I lolled a few times.

tight, I liked this one: "It's like a church but with more prayers", lel

Did anyone caught the joke the host made about George Clooney having sex with the little girl from souther wild beats of new orleans or whatever that movie is called.

I'm not watching it but i saw the first 15 minutes or something and i swear i heard that joke.

(I wasnt offended or impressed by that joke but i thought the awkwardness it created was pretty funny)

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tim's drunk

Christopher Waltz fucked up my accumulator bet, didn't see that coming.

i thought seth was a great pick, because he's a song and dance man wrapped up in shit-smeared fart-joke-tunic. What's not to like! He's got a nice pure tone to his voice.

reminds my of the first season of family guy when they had a live orchestra at their disposal and episodes would break into show tunes. Loved that first season, sooo sad it all went to shit

3 oscars to swedes weeeuu

good to see roger deakins getting passed up again. why would you give an award to a guy who shot movies that look like this:

or this:

or this:

when the clear winner looks like this:

hahaha it's the best i fuckin love myst

lulz

Dawg, I call out that 2nd last pic as being from The Assasination Of Jessie James By The Coward Robert Ford. I gotta rewatch that.

what the hell was that with the first lady, some banal speech about nothing

forgot who bryan cranston was, saw walter white behind ben affleck. would have been cool if he tore the award from him and said "i won", then murdered everyone on stage.

wish I had been able to watch the whole thing, I want more McFarlane lines. Apparently one was:

Welcoming Michael Douglas and Jane Fonda to give the best director honor, he quipped, "They remember when this town was cocaine trees as far as the eye can see."

  On 2/25/2013 at 5:02 AM, zaphod said:

forgot who bryan cranston was, saw walter white behind ben affleck. would have been cool if he tore the award from him and said "i won", then murdered everyone on stage.

lol

Wow Haneke got an oscar

  On 2/25/2013 at 7:18 AM, kokoon said:

Wow Haneke got an oscar

yep, probably because amour is the least haneke of all his films

oh and argo won best picture ?

fucking lol.. where's that tom cruise drawing about 42 page skrillex thread ?

Life of Pi seem a winner this year, haven't seen it, is it ok?

no.

it was alright, worth a watch but no reason to go back to it. especially with that blonde wanker

  On 2/25/2013 at 3:27 AM, dr lopez said:

i thought seth was a great pick, because he's a song and dance man wrapped up in shit-smeared fart-joke-tunic. What's not to like! He's got a nice pure tone to his voice.

Yeah he was a really good host and the jokes were pretty good - seems like a nice enough guy IRL. I suppose plenty of other shitty manatees writers to blame for the mediocrity of Family Guy. Hell I think he might of been sincerely embarrassed that he had to do the Ted bit too.

I'd would like to see him host again, even though I actually didn't mind the stoner-esque awkward clusterfuck that was the year Franco and Hathaway hosted.

Sad to see the animated short go to Disney. Nothing beats the "separated lovers reunited at a train station" cliche.

It's pretty offensive that the Simpsons short even received a nomination.

  On 2/25/2013 at 4:20 PM, Murveman said:

Sad to see the animated short go to Disney. Nothing beats the "separated lovers reunited at a train station" cliche.

It's pretty offensive that the Simpsons short even received a nomination.

Yeah it was quite meh. Cute and pretty and shit but really predictable. Oh well I like Pixar animator speeches - they thank their families and sound like real people.

Speaking of the exact quasi-genre you mentioned this 2010 short was way more novel and better music to boot:

http://vimeo.com/15263537

edit: double post wtf sorry