Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Do you guys think if we spent enough time in a thought experiment wherein the passage of time occurred at a rate 100 times faster than reality, we could simply describe what's around us until, next year, after 100 virtual years had passed, we could just pick and choose cool highly advanced technologies that are already existing in our thought experiment and then invent them in reality? *walks around thought experiment wearing the google glasses* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 It's next week already. Time flies. *fries bacon in mid air* no that's ambitious, but i do want to be able to fry bacon in mid air in 20 years Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977530 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 two weeks have passed *wakes up, places bacon on Honeywell vortex fan that suspends bacon in mid air by blasting air upwards* *sets the microwave for 3 minutes on high with the microwave door open towards the bacon* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977531 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 *guy walks buy wearing socks with laces* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977533 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 hmmm, not a bad idea at all, some sort of combination footwear that merges shoes and socks. *jots it down* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977536 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 fart chambers in every car Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977539 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 could be dangerous with the carbon monoxide. we would need to eliminate cars that run on conventional fuel. oh shit. a fully integrated fart-chamber fueled vehicle. the exhaust is breathable which you convert to fart which fuels the car. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977542 Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichieBees Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 (edited) in the future footbal on tv will be basically ppl with brain chips and the managers pretty much control them so its like theyre playing fifa but irl also Edited April 2, 2013 by RichieBees Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide RichieBees's signature Hide all signatures sigunrute Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977543 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 yep gotta find a use for all the bacon grease as well. maybe a submerged frictionless rail system? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977544 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 So, we have a guy wearing shocks, driving a fart powered car, frying bacon in mid air inside the car where the grease is actually lubricating the tracks? Whilst playing FIFA 2378 with his mind? Can we get Gaarg to mspaint that? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977548 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 what time are we at since the thread started? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977647 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 18:35 GMT February 16th 2019 The future sucks, Brother Rambo. *inflates sneakers using a pump in the tongue of the shoe* *dunks* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977650 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Its febuary 2019. i am fucking a slightly more advanced sex doll. I can hear women screaming in the distance....not sure that's an advance as such. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977662 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 (edited) I only hear women scream in the here and now. Edited April 2, 2013 by Plum Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977664 Share on other sites More sharing options...
patternoverlap Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 we need an anti shin breaking apparatus as well, do cushion the dunks Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide patternoverlap's signature Hide all signatures New Prints Available Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977666 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 its summer 2019 now. We have instant asparagus. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977667 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 It is weeks later now. I am at work, and instead of underwear, I am wearing highly advanced, super absorbant, disposable "portable toilet clothing" that allows me to soil myself without having to stop what I am doing. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977669 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Prove it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atop Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 take your time period and shave it! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Atop's signature Hide all signatures music by ATOPdj mixes by ATOP https://woodbetweenworlds.bandcamp.com/album/777 https://auralcanyonmusic.bandcamp.com/album/once-i-was-as-you-are-now Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977672 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 i am also wearing this 2019 poo-proof blessing. Works like a dream. But it's not a dream. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977677 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 convince me I'm not in a thought experiment Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977678 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plum Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 We're all the result of a dirty thought experiment. Turd from both lefts. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Plum's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977684 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 wait a second.... I see what you did there. mods please merge this thread with my mind Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977685 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Rambo Posted April 2, 2013 Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 i am orgasming powerfully at the counter of a small local cafe. Not sure if that's an advance as such. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977687 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fred McGriff Posted April 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted April 2, 2013 Highly advanced due to the invention of one-handed keyboards (keyspheres as they are now called) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/78300-thought-experiment-thread/#findComment-1977692 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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