Ainsley Harriott is an alien (maybe)

so it has come to my attention that there are absolutely no existing pictures of Ainsley Harriott as a boy, teen or even looking young at all. he just doesn't age, clearly

he also looks like a colossal wanker... of course that doesn't mean he's an alien, but it's the fact that he just does not care about his appearance at all, he just smiles with those pearly white teeth and those monstrously obtuse cheeks of his... is he mocking the human race because he is better than us? what is his purpose on earth?

very shiny face

take a celebrity of your choice and google " X young "

take Lorraine Kelly for example, search that and the first result is this, and there's another one of her even younger. try it with the jolly alien and you're presented with a wall of smug looks

thoughts?

  On 4/27/2013 at 11:13 PM, rixxx said:

lol

this thread is racism

I tried the google thing with Diana Rigg, and funnily enough it gave me an image of Emma Peel.

ainsley rules

  On 4/28/2013 at 12:07 AM, Deer said:

this thread is racism

he's an alien he brought it on himself

Given his current public profile, I can only assume he returned to Theta Centauri quite some time ago.

he has bill duke's eyes and cee lo's mouth. very suspect.

  On 4/28/2013 at 12:22 AM, isaki said:

 

  On 4/28/2013 at 12:07 AM, Deer said:

this thread is racism

he's an alien he brought it on himself

 

  On 4/28/2013 at 1:44 AM, roasty said:

best picture ever. so so good

Combining two threads in one

He's only an alien if his default facial expression includes a grin. I would like to know if he's capable of telekinesis though.

  On 4/28/2013 at 3:09 AM, ambermonk said:

He's only an alien if his default facial expression includes a grin. I would like to know if he's capable of telekinesis though.

he is incapable of not looking smug

took 1 minute

  On 4/28/2013 at 3:37 AM, Pennywise said:

 

took 1 minute

fake

He looks a bit like Frank Bruno in that 3rd pic

I know someone who used to work with him. He apparently is a colossal wanker, and also a thief if what I hear is to be believed.

  On 4/28/2013 at 3:52 AM, BCM said:

I know someone who used to work with him. He apparently is a colossal wanker, and also a thief if what I hear is to be believed.

go on, although the thief thing

  On 4/28/2013 at 3:52 AM, BCM said:

I know someone who used to work with him. He apparently is a colossal wanker, and also a thief if what I hear is to be believed.

Hopefully only family recipes and not material possessions. ie. jars of soy / blackbean / hoison sauce

  On 4/28/2013 at 4:19 AM, Schlitze said:

 

  On 4/28/2013 at 3:52 AM, BCM said:

I know someone who used to work with him. He apparently is a colossal wanker, and also a thief if what I hear is to be believed.

Hopefully only family recipes and not material possessions. ie. jars of soy / blackbean / hoison sauce

 

allegedly, whilst on readysteady cook, he tried to nick the colourful shirts he wears (which were only loan items from ben sherman). he was literally caught by security trying to smuggle them out of the building in his overcoat pockets. i must add that he was also being paid £7k per episode. allegedly.