English mother****er, do you speak it?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-22512744

Apparently not.

Why is it 3 and not 4 on the first one? Could be multiple neighbours' garden, huh? Or does it not work like that in english?

5/10 would not speak

Jeez, I always considered myself to be pretty well versed in English grammar but I only got 4 out of 10 ...

  On 5/14/2013 at 4:07 PM, th555 said:

Why is it 3 and not 4 on the first one? Could be multiple neighbours' garden, huh? Or does it not work like that in english?

it says the man next door.

7/10

  On 5/14/2013 at 4:22 PM, keltoi said:

 

  On 5/14/2013 at 4:07 PM, th555 said:

Why is it 3 and not 4 on the first one? Could be multiple neighbours' garden, huh? Or does it not work like that in english?

it says the man next door.

 

I got 4/10 or so.

5/10

Did not ENJOY =(

Wait seriously? I missed one and I think I'm one of the worst writers on here lol

5/10. doesnt really surprise me. my grammar not good.

but this is a pretty good test.

7/10

horrendous speller though

1/10 damn

I got 6 and didn't understand a few words in there and couldn't be bothered to look them up, so I guess I did well

6/10 but one answer was a total guess

  On 5/14/2013 at 5:40 PM, gaarg said:

I got 6 and didn't understand a few words in there and couldn't be bothered to look them up, so I guess I did well

8/10

  On 5/14/2013 at 5:46 PM, mcbpete said:

 

  On 5/14/2013 at 5:40 PM, gaarg said:

I got 6 and didn't understand a few words in there and couldn't be bothered to look them up, so I guess I did well

Was any of them 'Gerund', 'Misplaced modifier' or 'Dangling participle' because don't worry I've never heard of those either !

 

yeah what the fuck? never heard of those terms

  On 5/14/2013 at 5:54 PM, rixxx said:

 

  On 5/14/2013 at 5:46 PM, mcbpete said:

 

  On 5/14/2013 at 5:40 PM, gaarg said:

I got 6 and didn't understand a few words in there and couldn't be bothered to look them up, so I guess I did well

Was any of them 'Gerund', 'Misplaced modifier' or 'Dangling participle' because don't worry I've never heard of those either !

 

 

 

yeah what the fuck? never heard of those terms

 

Don't worry about him, he's a secret genius.

I imagined what modifier would mean. Gerund was a complete mystery, as for dangling participle I guessed it right somehow. Guessworkz

8, but I had to guess one and got lucky.

I got the siblings one wrong. Annoying.

0-3: Colon confusenik

Me fail English, thats unpossible

6/10

I don't recall learning about dangling participles in school, but they sound dirty.

8/10

And I was expecting to get them all right as grammar is one of the few things I'm good at.

7/10 ... that last question was dumb, I've never heard any of those terms before. I knew the sentence was incorrect but had no idea there was a term for why. and wtf is a gerund?