Meanwhile in Cornwall...

"There were horrific scenes in Penryn on Friday when a man chopped his ding-a-ling* off with a kitchen knife in front of horrified onlookers.The 43-year-old man, who lives in the town, could be seen running along Mutton Row at around 8.45pm, allegedly naked. He then brandished the knife and cut off his ding-a-ling*, before collapsing to the ground. A spokesman for South Western Ambulance Service said paramedics arrived just before 9pm the man was “bleeding heavily” and had fallen unconscious when they found him. The police received the initial call from a member of the public, to say there was concern for a man. A spokesperson confirmed that there was no one else involved in the incident. The man was taken by land ambulance to the emergency department at the Royal Cornwall Hospital in Truro, where he was later described as being in a “stable” condition. His injuries are not thought to the life threatening. It is thought the man may suffer from a mental health issue. It is understood that two women saw the incident unfold and ran terrified to a nearby house, where a man took them in and called the police."

*word changed slightly in the interests of public decency

Original story on http://www.falmouthpacket.co.uk

No!!! How will he control the drum machine now

did he then chew it with his little pearlies???

Ye there's no word about the penis, where's the penis?

I believe the penis was then used for someone's full english.

I like that he 'may' suffer from a mental health issue... may.

  On 5/22/2013 at 5:31 PM, AdieuErsatzEnnui said:

I believe the penis was then used for someone's full english.

If this was a Carry On film the peen would have gone flying in the air and landed in someones full english.

Most likely a burly builder with his hard hat still on his fat bonce.

Jack: "'ere george you never guess what 'appened to me this mornin."

George gazes wearily at Jack: ..."Whart"....

Jack: "Well you know them to lasses from down lane our Joyce and our Mary roight?"

George lazily resumes gazing out at the fields o'er yonder: "....yearhh..."

Jack: "well I sees 'em come a runnin up the road this mornin, at first I thought old Pugh must be at it again, you know, flashin his ding-a-ling at the girls and whatnot! Anyway, grabbin onto their frocks and screamin like a couple of chickens on heat they were!"

George turns his head towards Jack, removing a stick of straw from his mouth: "It weren't old Pugh?!"

Jack: "oh aye, it were old Pugh alroight, though this time the old loon really gone done it! Cut his ding-a-ling clean orff!!...with a fookin bread knife!"

George gives Jack a blank stare, resumes chewing his stick of straw and stares out yonder: ".....bollocks....."

i'm reporting the bigoted posts in this thread

ding-a-ling is one of the best words for penis

  On 5/22/2013 at 7:06 PM, AJW said:

Jack: "'ere george you never guess what 'appened to me this mornin."

 

 

George gazes wearily at Jack: ..."Whart"....

 

 

Jack: "Well you know them to lasses from down lane our Joyce and our Mary roight?"

 

 

George lazily resumes gazing out at the fields o'er yonder: "....yearhh..."

 

 

Jack: "well I sees 'em come a runnin up the road this mornin, at first I thought old Pugh must be at it again, you know, flashin his ding-a-ling at the girls and whatnot! Anyway, grabbin onto their frocks and screamin like a couple of chickens on heat they were!"

 

 

George turns his head towards Jack, removing a stick of straw from his mouth: "It weren't old Pugh?!"

 

 

Jack: "oh aye, it were old Pugh alroight, though this time the old loon really gone done it! Cut his ding-a-ling clean orff!!...with a fookin bread knife!"

 

 

George gives Jack a blank stare, resumes chewing his stick of straw and stares out yonder: ".....bollocks....."

lol, nice

  On 5/23/2013 at 6:55 AM, Candiru said:

My band opened for them when I was 17 lol