‘Vinyl Purist’ Identified As Primary Suspect In Slaying Of 22-year-old Traktor DJ

http://equalizermag.com/news/vinyl-purist-identified-as-primary-suspect-in-slaying-of-22-year-old-traktor-dj

“[borowski's] simplistic dynamics and preset loops would drag for 16, 32, or even 64 bars at a time,” says clubber Daniel Hirsch.

“It’s doesn’t really surprise me that he was murdered.”

that's a joke right? =/ lol

I don't know.

Don't say I didn't warn y'all.

yea look at the rest of the site its p funny a bit like daily mash

  On 5/24/2013 at 6:57 PM, StephenG said:

that's a joke right? =/ lol

I think the author would be advised to have an actual skill of writing comedy before attempting the article

lol whoops I didn't scan the site enough before commenting. That BoC story makes me chuckle and mad at the same time lol

None of the articles seem to have any comedic value to them - they seem to have come up with a vaguely humorous concept for the headline but then have no idea how to stretch it to the length of an article