Keanu Reeves is in a wheelchair

I've been hearing troubling rumours that Keanu Reeves is now in a wheelchair for reasons not mentioned. Maybe someone has photos of him in a wheelchair?

First Clark, now Keanu

Found some photos that prove this.

rip keany reave

1971 - 1986

lol

"Not currently."

old info m8

nice

please make this thread a sticky

fuck me google image search, now I have like 3 more questions instead of an answer

He goes through phases of being in a wheelchair when life gets tough. Thats why sometimes he isn't seen for months, he's in his flat sitting in the wheel chair, letting his hair grow unkempt,staring out the window scoffing high calorie treats. Getting him to Cannes this year was a nightmare because he refused to leave the chair, and he doesn't want the public to see him in the chair incase they get a perception of him being a lazy non-hanus dude. During the editing of Side By Side he got stuck in a rut of being stuck in the chair eating pizzas so they hired some dude to wheel him around on the dolly tracks, they're listed in the credits as 'key grip'.

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  On 5/26/2013 at 7:02 PM, LimpyLoo said:

please make this thread a sticky

This thread is already sticky as I just spunked all over it, now he can't run away! (Unless you are being serious in which case I hope he makes a swift recovery)

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LT30p lolwat

is that a name of a phone? what how who came up with it fucking lol

I'm so confused right now

MORE PROOF

kane reeve leg no work fuck FUCK FUCK what now :(

matrix prequals ;_;

Trove of lol

Fucking LOL, this thread is full of win.

  On 5/26/2013 at 9:45 PM, Adam Beker said:

LT30p lolwat

 

is that a name of a phone? what how who came up with it fucking lol

Don't hate on my phone Adam, that's just what it puts FSR

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  On 5/26/2013 at 11:11 PM, Deer said:

Holy shit, yes! Now do one with Sting!

I'm going to hell

ahhhhhh perfect