New supervirus in Middle East

Novel coronavirus, sounds nasty, 50% death rate so far, no known vector:

http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/28/health/france-coronavirus-death/index.html

I've heard about this....

Time for the conspiracy theories.... ?

Apparently not all people exposed to it area immediately affected either. They just carry it?

Just wait until the virus mutates to make it more communicable...

keeping it lighthearted

damn

Viral marketing for the World War Z movie?

I mean the government released aids to kill the gays, then crack to kill the blacks... Are you surprised?

SARS to kill the Middle Easternars...

i have diabetes, so fuck it. try me on coronavirus.

also fuck diabetes.

LMFAO @ "will it kill us all before or after the new BoC......" For some reason I laughed for about 5 minutes when I read that.

good. fucking bring it on.

Shit.

i wouldn't worry about it too much. SARS and H1N1 were supposed to destroy the world. You'll know if you are going to die in a few weeks.

May the chosen lords live on.

  On 5/29/2013 at 5:07 AM, SR4 said:

good. fucking bring it on.

essentially

The virus is patented, so medical scientists are apparently having trouble researching a cure: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22649922

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"We are still struggling with diagnostics and the reason is that the virus was patented by scientists and is not allowed to be used for investigations by other scientists," he said.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch virus? I’ll have you know my immune system is ranked in the top of the world, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Taco Bell, and I have eaten over 300 contaminated burritos. I have trained my immune system to destroy any and all intruders and I've had the highest recorded fever in the entire United States. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with threatening me in a CNN article? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of microbiologists across the world and your genetic code is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your protein coat. You’re fucking dead, bucko. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my T-cells. Not only am I extensively trained in consumption of raw and dangerous foods, but I have access to the entire vaccine arsenal of the World Health Organization and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable DNA off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” killing spree was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stalled your evolution. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over myself and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

  On 5/29/2013 at 5:33 AM, roasty said:

 

The virus is patented, so medical scientists are apparently having trouble researching a cure: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22649922

 

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"We are still struggling with diagnostics and the reason is that the virus was patented by scientists and is not allowed to be used for investigations by other scientists," he said.

 

wow

  On 5/29/2013 at 5:41 AM, luke viia said:

 

  On 5/29/2013 at 5:33 AM, roasty said:

 

The virus is patented, so medical scientists are apparently having trouble researching a cure: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22649922

 

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"We are still struggling with diagnostics and the reason is that the virus was patented by scientists and is not allowed to be used for investigations by other scientists," he said.

 

 

wow

 

i cant stop thinking about how hilarious it would be if the human race died out because of arguments over patents.

then again, maybe the patent holders are the only ones with the antidote

#illuminati

  On 5/29/2013 at 5:33 AM, roasty said:

The virus is patented, so medical scientists are apparently having trouble researching a cure: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-22649922

 

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"We are still struggling with diagnostics and the reason is that the virus was patented by scientists and is not allowed to be used for investigations by other scientists," he said.

so a patented virus is in declared enemy territory and it can't be researched? ummmm...

If its a SARS-like virus then those scientists must work for the Campbells soup company.

The articles states that most of the victims are old men. Non-issue?

it's motherfucking CNN, they will make a big deal about everything and anything