Muflontillah Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html I hope it´s not too NSFW for WATMM but here you go... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Muflontillah's signature Hide all signatures ......welcome to WATMM!!!!!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 I've had all kinds of stuff in my butt so I'm no longer surprised by insert x into ass news-articles anymore :D Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015393 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 ahhhhhhhhhh ahahahahah :pedobear: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015395 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkreso Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 How hard is it to remember to use tapered objects only? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015399 Share on other sites More sharing options...
impakt Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 On 6/2/2013 at 10:09 PM, zkreso said: How hard is it to remember to use tapered objects only? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015401 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muflontillah Posted June 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 Vicar doing curtains naked, falling onto potato... that´s the best part... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Muflontillah's signature Hide all signatures ......welcome to WATMM!!!!!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015402 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 Isn't the punchline supposed to be; "The vicar may well have fallen on the potato whilst putting up curtains, but it doesn't explain why the potato was in a condom". Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015403 Share on other sites More sharing options...
pcock Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 On 6/2/2013 at 10:11 PM, Gary C said: Isn't the punchline supposed to be; "The vicar may well have fallen on the potato whilst putting up curtains, but it doesn't explain why the potato was in a condom". lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015405 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gary C Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) It isn't. That's another urban legend. Guy is admitted to hospital with a ketchup (catsup, wtflolyouidiots) bottle up his arse. Guy claims that he was fumbling to get his keys in the frontdoor after having returned from the shops. He put his shopping bags down, but his shorts fell down too. When he leant over to pull them up he lost his balance and sat on the ketchup bottle. Here's the punchline I've already spoiled. It couldn't be explained why he had covered his new ketchup bottle in a condom. Edited June 2, 2013 by Gary C Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015406 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 (edited) heard it from Ricky Gervais... Also, isn't The Telegraph known for making up bullshit stories on the fly? Edited June 2, 2013 by triachus Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muflontillah Posted June 2, 2013 Author Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 it is also on metro.co.uk, thesun.co.uk, news.com.au and couple of others... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Muflontillah's signature Hide all signatures ......welcome to WATMM!!!!!!! Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015437 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 "The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people's backsides or genitals." I love the way they highlighted that fact it was Sheffield, as if the problem is isolated to that area. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
OneToThirtySix Posted June 2, 2013 Report Share Posted June 2, 2013 "He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game...when no one asked." Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015447 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 On 6/2/2013 at 10:58 PM, triachus said: Also, isn't The Telegraph known for making up bullshit stories on the fly? I think you mean The Daily Mail. God you're so stupid triachus. gtfo gg no re foad. On 6/2/2013 at 11:11 PM, Muflontillah said: it is also on metro.co.uk, thesun.co.uk, news.com.au and couple of others... Ahem => http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-easy-ways-to-spot-b.s.-news-story-internet/ (entry #4) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015453 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 Guys I think he was playing a sex game Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015524 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 the only reason I know what a Vicar means is because of this Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide awepittance's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015589 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nene multiple assgasms Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 the vicar with a tater he's not strange he just wants to live his life this way Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015615 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chassis Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 (edited) Title sounds like an English nursery rhyme. Edited June 3, 2013 by chassis Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide chassis's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015768 Share on other sites More sharing options...
cear Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 On 6/3/2013 at 4:00 PM, chassis said: Title sounds like an English nursery rhyme. flol On 6/2/2013 at 10:09 PM, zkreso said: How hard is it to remember to use tapered objects only? also remembering to start with the smallest side seems important as well right? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide cear's signature Hide all signatures Я твой слуга, Я твой работник Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015772 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest boo Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 pierce the potato a bit so it doesn't explode Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015809 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joyrex Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 At least it wasn't a choirboy they had to extract... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Follow WATMM on Twitter: @WATMMOfficial Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015818 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted June 3, 2013 Report Share Posted June 3, 2013 On 6/2/2013 at 11:45 PM, MadameChaos said: "The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable'' They have to drill about 2 inches into the potato, then feed in a special a small umbrella style instrument which opens, clasping into the potato dragging it out with ease. Apparently Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2015958 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 On 6/3/2013 at 7:02 AM, nene multiple assgasms said: the vicar with a tater he's not strange he just wants to live his life this way Well played. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2016631 Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr lopez Posted June 4, 2013 Report Share Posted June 4, 2013 On 6/3/2013 at 5:59 PM, tauboo said: pierce the potato a bit so it doesn't explode Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide dr lopez's signature Hide all signatures On 11/24/2015 at 12:29 PM, Salvatorin said: I feel there is a baobab tree growing out of my head, its leaves stretch up to the heavens Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79135-vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom/#findComment-2016698 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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