Vicar went to hospital with potato stuck in bottom

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3330057/Vicar-went-to-hospital-with-potato-stuck-in-bottom.html

I hope it´s not too NSFW for WATMM but here you go...

I've had all kinds of stuff in my butt so I'm no longer surprised by insert x into ass news-articles anymore :D

ahhhhhhhhhh ahahahahah :pedobear:

How hard is it to remember to use tapered objects only?

  On 6/2/2013 at 10:09 PM, zkreso said:

How hard is it to remember to use tapered objects only?

Vicar doing curtains naked, falling onto potato... that´s the best part...

Isn't the punchline supposed to be; "The vicar may well have fallen on the potato whilst putting up curtains, but it doesn't explain why the potato was in a condom".

  On 6/2/2013 at 10:11 PM, Gary C said:

Isn't the punchline supposed to be; "The vicar may well have fallen on the potato whilst putting up curtains, but it doesn't explain why the potato was in a condom".

lol

It isn't. That's another urban legend.

Guy is admitted to hospital with a ketchup (catsup, wtflolyouidiots) bottle up his arse. Guy claims that he was fumbling to get his keys in the frontdoor after having returned from the shops. He put his shopping bags down, but his shorts fell down too. When he leant over to pull them up he lost his balance and sat on the ketchup bottle.

Here's the punchline I've already spoiled. It couldn't be explained why he had covered his new ketchup bottle in a condom.

heard it from Ricky Gervais...

Also, isn't The Telegraph known for making up bullshit stories on the fly?

it is also on metro.co.uk, thesun.co.uk, news.com.au and couple of others...

"He happened to be nude at the time of the mishap, said the vicar, who insisted he had not been playing a sex game...when no one asked."

  On 6/2/2013 at 10:58 PM, triachus said:

Also, isn't The Telegraph known for making up bullshit stories on the fly?

I think you mean The Daily Mail. God you're so stupid triachus. gtfo gg no re foad.

  On 6/2/2013 at 11:11 PM, Muflontillah said:

it is also on metro.co.uk, thesun.co.uk, news.com.au and couple of others...

Ahem => http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-easy-ways-to-spot-b.s.-news-story-internet/ (entry #4)

Guys I think he was playing a sex game

the only reason I know what a Vicar means is because of this

the vicar with a tater

he's not strange

he just wants to live his life this way

Title sounds like an English nursery rhyme.

  On 6/3/2013 at 4:00 PM, chassis said:

Title sounds like an English nursery rhyme.

flol

  On 6/2/2013 at 10:09 PM, zkreso said:

How hard is it to remember to use tapered objects only?

also remembering to start with the smallest side seems important as well

right?

pierce the potato a bit so it doesn't explode

At least it wasn't a choirboy they had to extract...

  On 6/2/2013 at 11:45 PM, MadameChaos said:

 

"The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable''

 

They have to drill about 2 inches into the potato, then feed in a special a small umbrella style instrument which opens, clasping into the potato dragging it out with ease.

Apparently

  On 6/3/2013 at 7:02 AM, nene multiple assgasms said:

the vicar with a tater

he's not strange

he just wants to live his life this way

Well played.

  On 6/3/2013 at 5:59 PM, tauboo said:

pierce the potato a bit so it doesn't explode