zkom Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 Eeliks:en is a Finnish 8 year old experimental electronic music producer releasing on Fonal. But the story gets even better. He has said that he does not want to perform live because he does not want to be like Robin (a bit like Finnish version of Justin Bieber). Anyway he had agreed to come to a local indie festival, but apparently the organizers can't fulfill his backstage rider so they have to find some one to replace him. Here's the rider. Here's a rough translation: Eeliks:en's backstage rider. 1. Airplane transportation 2. 15km drums 3. A monster 4. A bodyguard 5. Tickets to Manchester City vs Arsenal game 6. Own UFO 7. 9.000.000 USD 8. Messi to kick a ball 9. AC-DC record 10. 38 bags of candy 11. A tractor 12. A motorbike 13. 3 homes 14. A formula car which is red BR, Eeliks:en signed, Eelis Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide zkom's signature Hide all signatures electro mini-album Megacity Rainfall "cacas in igne, heus" - Emperor Nero, AD 64 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
KovalainenFanBoy Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 *reads thread* *is impressed* *listens to kid's music* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide KovalainenFanBoy's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/#findComment-2018032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Friendly Foil Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 This doesn't sound very good. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/#findComment-2018040 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 He's 8 .. at that age all I could do was load the demo songs on this Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/#findComment-2018042 Share on other sites More sharing options...
th555 Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 Too bad it's just some shitty iphone app music. Cool list though haha. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide th555's signature Hide all signatures https://www.youtube.com/user/THkaas/videos https://thisjepisje.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/th555 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/#findComment-2018045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 On 6/5/2013 at 2:38 PM, ThatSpanishGuy said: *reads thread* *is impressed* *listens to kid's music* he likes sport too much to be any good ;-p ya ya, he's eight, whatevfrr. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/#findComment-2018312 Share on other sites More sharing options...
perunamuusi Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 toi kundi on ihan sekasin hullu jätka Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/#findComment-2018321 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 omg omg omg finish justin bieber http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTtEkjY0xh0 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/#findComment-2018328 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 On 6/5/2013 at 9:59 PM, LUDD said: toi kundi on ihan sekasin hullu jätka i was just thinking that they could hire a drumkit from a school 15 k's away. troll him by twisting the rider just enough to make it doable. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/#findComment-2018330 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 ac/dc record wtf they are grandpa's Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Ivan Ooze's signature Hide all signatures On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said: This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song! On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said: I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/#findComment-2018333 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 On 6/5/2013 at 10:06 PM, RadarJammer said: omg omg omg finish justin bieber http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTtEkjY0xh0 I hate clicking on links like that. Now next time i'm looking up some E3 demo or something, in the bar to the right of the screen youtube will start throwing suggestions for clips by pre-teen boy bands. HALP (sorry i mean auttaa) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/#findComment-2018339 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted June 5, 2013 Report Share Posted June 5, 2013 I had the same concern a while back. Luckily though you can remove stuff from your YouTube history by heading to your account and selecting the dubious videos in the drop down box. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/#findComment-2018465 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 I never browse youtube logged in. It must be cookies. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/#findComment-2018473 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 Just tell him to play the show or he's grounded. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79184-the-most-epic-backstage-rider/#findComment-2018629 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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