Top Tips Thread

Post your domestic tips.

Mine is:

A shot glass makes a perfectly functional egg cup.

When dusting, work your way from the top down.

An egg cup makes a perfectly functional shot glass.

when having a nice and relax barbecue with friends, throw your lighter on it when no one notices and enjoy the fun

Unwanted DVD box sets when dropped from a moderate height will stun, if not kill, a small rodent.

if you build it he'll cum

asda plastic bags do not make good condoms

You need a better class of carrier bag my friend. Waitrose does the job.

Make your friends think you own a worldwide logistic company by changing your name to Norbet Dentressangle.

the password is: nipple

Buy canned stuff that's in nice glass jars. Don't throw the jars away. They're cups.

Bake your own bread. It's $1/loaf and it tastes way better than the middle-of-the-road store stuff.

Making detergents (dish, laundry, etc) and castile soaps is really easy and cheap, just takes a few ingredients (baking soda, fels soap or something similar, washing soda, borax, essential oils if you need to impress the missus). To make the soap, you'll need to type the password (nipple) into your house's center console.

Don't accidentally buy the Windex with vinegar. It makes your house smell like an armpit.

play your music loud so your neighbors can enjoy it too...

let some pepperment oil sit on these printed acrylic type clothing tags for a few minutes and they scrub off nice and clean

those tags can get flaky and itchy after several washes

  On 6/18/2013 at 1:38 AM, yek said:

play your music loud so your neighbors can enjoy it too...

This is a great tip! Best so far

  On 6/18/2013 at 5:04 AM, Danny O Flannagin said:

 

  On 6/18/2013 at 1:38 AM, yek said:

play your music loud so your neighbors can enjoy it too...

This is a great tip! Best so far

 

yeah that's a good one, I don't know how I didn't think of it like that... I will now enjoy my neighbour's transcendental voice at 4am and maybe join in too

If you feel you've been insensetive and offended someone, put eggshells on the ground and carefully walk over them to show that you are sorry.

If someone says you are being hypocritical, smoke some pot and give a kettle to a black person to be forgiven of all wrongdoings.

  On 6/17/2013 at 11:49 PM, Obel said:

An egg cup makes a perfectly functional shot glass.

I heard if you leave an apple core in your car overnight it will absorb bad odors.

Not sure if it really works. Someone should try it and let me know.

I know if you put tin foil shiny side down on a hot grill and leave it for about 15-20 minutes, it pretty much cleans itself.

Also, this...

http://youtu.be/b5AWQ5aBjgE

If you're struggling to clean a long, narrow drinking glass, simply push the sponge/dishcloth to the bottom with a fork and use that to twizzle it around.

Also, if you're shaving or otherwise grooming yourself after a shower and the mirror is all steamy, splash some very hot water over it (don't just wipe it down - use a lot of water). This will warm the mirror up and stop it from getting covered in condensation so quickly.

If you kill lots of people there will be more resources available to your offspring.

If you are on a back road with no traffic and someone is obnoxiously tailgating you, hit the breaks really hard. If your car doesn't get totaled, you just tricked someone into paying you for a lesson in patience.

enhance the smell of ur farts by farting on ur hand and smelling ur hand

  On 6/18/2013 at 3:23 PM, RichieBees said:

enhance the smell of ur hand by farting on ur hand and smelling ur hand

Fixt.

  On 6/18/2013 at 12:11 AM, MadameChaos said:

Make your friends think you own a worldwide logistic company by changing your name to Norbet Dentressangle.

lol

PUT A SAWN-OFF piece of exhaust pipe in your mouth in an attempt to fool your Dad that you've swallowed his car.