YEK Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 i was just looking at porn from a site that was recommended on youtube and a pop up from the RCMP (canadian police ) popped up RCMP.GC.CA/etc i'm freaking out, what the fuck Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 (edited) It might be a 4chan-esque joke but what are the porn/obscenity laws in Canada? Edited July 21, 2013 by LimpyLoo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2038953 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Lol Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2038954 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 lol, whats there to be nervous about, is porn illegal in canada or something ? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2038955 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/scams-fraudes/scareware-eng.htm this seems to sum it up i hope Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2038956 Share on other sites More sharing options...
LimpyLoo Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 On 7/21/2013 at 12:47 AM, yek said: http://www.rcmp-grc.gc.ca/scams-fraudes/scareware-eng.htm this seems to sum it up i hope yeah that's what I thought Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2038957 Share on other sites More sharing options...
eugene Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 (edited) lol, this stuff could be made much more fun if some java/flash script on some fake pornsite would take a picture of you via webcam (preferably while masturbating) and paste into some official looking for with insignias and such ordering you to pay a fine. Edited July 21, 2013 by eugene Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2038959 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 i just hope my landlord that has the email account from my isp doesn't get a message... embarassing Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2038960 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest zaphod Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 i really don't mean to bother you, but we noticed your ip address has downloaded about 200 terabytes of child pornography. sorry. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2038965 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted July 21, 2013 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 i'm fucked. they know i have IDM. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2038970 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rubin Farr Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 If Dudley Dooright shows up, grab your BC Bud and head for the border! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Positive Metal Attitude Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039026 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 *yek-hug* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039037 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 The pr0n detectives are hunched over, looking through a magnifying glass, following footprints right to your doorstep. Once they arrive, the smell of fear will give you away. I highly suggest you scram. Take a delightful tropical holiday! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 when i first got a computer in the late 90's i got an AOL email that said i had subscribed to a porn site and i had a certain amount of time to call a 1-800 number to unsubscribe before they bill me. i was an idiot who didn't understand the internet yet and I had looked at a porn site before so I thought they somehow automatically signed me up for an account or something so i scrounged up my quarters to try and call teh 1800 number and cancel the deal before my parents got billed but it wound up just being a phone sex hot line and I put 2 and 2 together and learned about spam for the first time. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039045 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 "mounted police" couldn't be more fitting Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039046 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 On 7/21/2013 at 1:10 AM, yek said: i'm fucked. they know i have IDM. Even though it's a cash scam, it is a good excuse to do a good scrub of your hard drives. I'm paranoid of even ecchi these days, let alone the decent hentai.-sie- this world, and it's coming to. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039055 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 On 7/21/2013 at 12:52 AM, eugene said: lol, this stuff could be made much more fun if some java/flash script on some fake pornsite would take a picture of you via webcam (preferably while masturbating) and paste into some official looking for with insignias and such ordering you to pay a fine. Funnily enough there are a group of peeps who hack into people's webcams while they're using their laptops, watch them and probably masturbate furiously. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039142 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 On 7/21/2013 at 5:49 PM, spratters said: On 7/21/2013 at 12:52 AM, eugene said: lol, this stuff could be made much more fun if some java/flash script on some fake pornsite would take a picture of you via webcam (preferably while masturbating) and paste into some official looking for with insignias and such ordering you to pay a fine. Funnily enough there are a group of peeps who hack into people's webcams while they're using their laptops, watch them and probably masturbate furiously. This is why I try and avoid masturbating furiously in front of my webcam. That and the fact that baby Jesus is watching me and will punish me when I'm dead. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039175 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Npoess Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 Porn of Canada Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Npoess's signature Hide all signatures │ Tumblr │ Last.fm │ Soundcloud │ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039177 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Glunk Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039278 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 sick times Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted July 21, 2013 Report Share Posted July 21, 2013 On 7/21/2013 at 7:47 PM, MadameChaos said: On 7/21/2013 at 5:49 PM, spratters said: On 7/21/2013 at 12:52 AM, eugene said: lol, this stuff could be made much more fun if some java/flash script on some fake pornsite would take a picture of you via webcam (preferably while masturbating) and paste into some official looking for with insignias and such ordering you to pay a fine. Funnily enough there are a group of peeps who hack into people's webcams while they're using their laptops, watch them and probably masturbate furiously. This is why I try and avoid masturbating furiously in front of my webcam. That and the fact that baby Jesus is watching me and will punish me when I'm dead. he'd prob just get a boner Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039296 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 On 7/21/2013 at 11:45 PM, MisterE said: On 7/21/2013 at 7:47 PM, MadameChaos said: On 7/21/2013 at 5:49 PM, spratters said: On 7/21/2013 at 12:52 AM, eugene said: lol, this stuff could be made much more fun if some java/flash script on some fake pornsite would take a picture of you via webcam (preferably while masturbating) and paste into some official looking for with insignias and such ordering you to pay a fine. Funnily enough there are a group of peeps who hack into people's webcams while they're using their laptops, watch them and probably masturbate furiously. This is why I try and avoid masturbating furiously in front of my webcam. That and the fact that baby Jesus is watching me and will punish me when I'm dead. he'd prob just get a boner Ew! You do realise I'm talking specifically about the baby Jesus here, not beardy Jesus. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039308 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 I can think of only one solution. Next time, vote for the man wearing the v-neck sweater: If this wont help you, nothing will! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039317 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Atom Dowry Firth Posted July 22, 2013 Report Share Posted July 22, 2013 On 7/22/2013 at 12:02 AM, MadameChaos said: On 7/21/2013 at 11:45 PM, MisterE said: On 7/21/2013 at 7:47 PM, MadameChaos said: On 7/21/2013 at 5:49 PM, spratters said: On 7/21/2013 at 12:52 AM, eugene said: lol, this stuff could be made much more fun if some java/flash script on some fake pornsite would take a picture of you via webcam (preferably while masturbating) and paste into some official looking for with insignias and such ordering you to pay a fine. Funnily enough there are a group of peeps who hack into people's webcams while they're using their laptops, watch them and probably masturbate furiously. This is why I try and avoid masturbating furiously in front of my webcam. That and the fact that baby Jesus is watching me and will punish me when I'm dead. he'd prob just get a boner Ew! You do realise I'm talking specifically about the baby Jesus here, not beardy Jesus. Baby Jesus' arm holding an apple? Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79805-i-really-need-help/#findComment-2039320 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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