Redruth Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 "Snail slime facials - the new beauty treatment coming out of Tokyo, Japan! Tokyo beauticians are leaving snail trails - secreted by live molluscs as they slither slowly across your face. "The snail slime makes your skin really supple and takes care of those dry, flakey, rashy, bumpy, peeling, scaly patches. It's also has great sensual properties and moisturises the skin. So when your face is all dried out and blistering with pussy soars it can really help the repairing process," beautician Manami Takamura said." [youtubehd]V7p4o9Jc9sw[/youtubehd] Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79966-snail-slime/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 "pussy soars" Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79966-snail-slime/#findComment-2043737 Share on other sites More sharing options...
oscillik Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 pussy doodles Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide oscillik's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79966-snail-slime/#findComment-2043743 Share on other sites More sharing options...
th555 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 It won't be long now before somebody collects a jar of snail slime. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide th555's signature Hide all signatures https://www.youtube.com/user/THkaas/videos https://thisjepisje.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/th555 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79966-snail-slime/#findComment-2043744 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 *rubs hands together expectantly* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hello spiral's signature Hide all signatures https://salaamhelicoid.bandcamp.com/ Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79966-snail-slime/#findComment-2043747 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 (edited) That's interesting, but what about http://www.cosmopolitan.com/celebrity/news/bird-poop-facial http://youtu.be/goMpEAJNGMc Edited August 1, 2013 by MadameChaos Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79966-snail-slime/#findComment-2043752 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted August 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 pigeon poo facials r readily available for free. search the pavement for signs of a good location, position yourself correctly and then smear the fecal matter evenly across the face. allow to air-dry, then rinse after a suitable amount of time, several hours is usually sufficient Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79966-snail-slime/#findComment-2043766 Share on other sites More sharing options...
th555 Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 that's interesting, but what about japanese shit burgers? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide th555's signature Hide all signatures https://www.youtube.com/user/THkaas/videos https://thisjepisje.bandcamp.com/ https://soundcloud.com/th555 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79966-snail-slime/#findComment-2043781 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redruth Posted August 1, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 japanese shit burger facials? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79966-snail-slime/#findComment-2043785 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 on my 2nd story balcony i sometimes leave a towel out for my cats since the floor out there is like rough sandpaper and a few times recently i will wake up and discover a squiggly snail/slug mucous trail somewhere inside the towl but nowhere else. it looks like a snail/slug transported onto the dry towel, had a mucous party and transported away. could a bird/owl/bat be dropping slugs on my towel? since snails and slugs are kinda the same thing could they just let slugs crawl on your face? the definitely cover more surface area Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79966-snail-slime/#findComment-2043792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 Snails took my job. *shakes fist* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79966-snail-slime/#findComment-2043805 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leon Sumbitches Posted August 1, 2013 Report Share Posted August 1, 2013 'Pussy soars' flol. Also, finally. Something I can masturbate to. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Leon Sumbitches's signature Hide all signatures Rain Over Mountain is out now; 100% of Bandcamp sales are donated to the Motor Neurone Disease Association: https://tanizaki.bandcamp.com/album/rain-over-mountain Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/79966-snail-slime/#findComment-2043840 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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