Terpentintollwut Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 My neighbor and me found a cat in a bungalow-thingie on his property that he doesn't use very often. Poor fucker must have been in there for at least a week, looks more like two, judging from the amount of hair and shit all over the place ... luckily, the tap wasn't completely dry so he must have been able to get some water there. He apparently got in through some tilted window that he managed to close shut behind him, stupid. He was so scared he wouldn't come out from under the sink and kept growling at me. I didn't force him to leave his lair, got him some food and a proper bowl of water. But now what? Set him free, hoping he will return to his people? But he might be an indoor-cat who escaped and had crappy orientation to begin with... we kept him locked up for now, probably gonna put up posters tomorrow. watmm? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 Take him to a vet, see if he's microchipped, and if not help the guy out with getting him healthier if you can. And probably by the time you finish with all of that you'll have yourself a cat. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049651 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Diabrotikos Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 catmm Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049652 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted August 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 You're right, I'll get him chip-checked if necessary... my dad is a vet, conveniently. I have a cat already, used to have two. Didn't go so well with the simulcats, they fought each other a lot. But my girlfriend is kinda looking for one ... I'm pretty confident the owners will show up though! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049655 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 On 8/14/2013 at 2:12 AM, Terpentintollwut said: simulcats 10/10 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049658 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 Fuck it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049666 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 On 8/14/2013 at 2:28 AM, Braintree said: Fuck it. PUSSY Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049668 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest isaki Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 I can talk to cats telepathically if you need a hand just email me at eyeofthecat@gmail.com Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049669 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049670 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest drukqs Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 (edited) You didn't find that cat. You stole him, you sick bastard. His people need him. Reveal hidden contents Edited August 14, 2013 by drukqs Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049720 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 On 8/14/2013 at 2:12 AM, Terpentintollwut said: You're right, I'll get him chip-checked if necessary... my dad is a vet, conveniently. I have a cat already, used to have two. Didn't go so well with the simulcats, they fought each other a lot. But my girlfriend is kinda looking for one ... I'm pretty confident the owners will show up though! I hope he wasn't abandoned, but yeah I would keep him for now. My neighbor actually just had an outdoor cat she would let in every other night get snatched up recently; it was collar-less and I think someone snatched her up. We live across from a high school so a lot people come in and out of that parking lot. Her name was Biscuit and she actually loved to meet up with my giant wolf-ish dog whenever we went for walks. :( It seems cats get lost easily or taken (and with good intentions often). That guy looks pretty plump before you found him, so I bet someone was looking after him. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049727 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 i've never known well cared for kitties to be taken. as much as they enjoy affection it seems loyalty overrides pleasure. maybe i'm just real good at cats. I agree with caring for it, searching for it's owner and vetting it. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049729 Share on other sites More sharing options...
zkreso Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 Fuckin' cats, how do they work? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049760 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soloman Tump Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 you didnt find the cat, the cat found you and your bungalow. cat. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Soloman Tump's signature Hide all signatures https://intrusivesignals.blogspot.com/ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049792 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 On 8/14/2013 at 2:12 AM, Terpentintollwut said: dad is a vet +10 watmm points for entrusting watmm with this cat issue over vet dad. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2049933 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted August 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 (edited) LOL of course I called him first you buncha pricks, I just wanted to share cause I know you're all into cats BUT: I'm happy to take those Watmm points to decrease my warn-status so I can post a few more gaping assholes before my inevitable banning. @cat: Apparently the neighbor identified the cat and it lives right across the street, as was expected, so we left the exit open for him now. He didn't leave yet though, just ate his food and sat on the cupboard all day. As far as I can tell (and I think I'm able to) he looks healthy (except in that picture, cause I was so close to him he got frightened) I hope he didn't forget about his previous habitat during his "vacation" though ... On 8/14/2013 at 5:13 AM, joshuatx said: It seems cats get lost easily or taken (and with good intentions often). No shit! When I was a kid, my old cat disappeared. We called the animal shelter, but they said there was only one cat to match my description, and it got picked up at the other end of town the same day mine disappeared, which would have been impossible. I put up like 500 posters (I think I actually made 500 prints) and put one up on every single wall, kept looking and looking. After over a week, out of desperation, we checked the animal shelter regardless - and found my cat! It had been there all the time, because some random idiot saw it in the street and thought to himself "Oh, now look at that, a fat, looked-after obvious pet-cat in an urban area riddled with free wandering cats - I MUST SAVE IT!" and brought it to the shelter. The son of a bitch misspelled the street address too, hence I was given the wrong information about the place it got picked up. The best part was how my mum suggest "Let's give this man some money for saving our cat!" and I was like WHAT THE FFFFFFFFFFFFUCK LET'S KILL THIS FUCKER HE CAUSED THIS SHIT!!!! Edited August 14, 2013 by Terpentintollwut Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2050012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 lol my neighbor poisoned my cat when i was younger. i was also their babysitter. after i realised what the cunts had done it didn't take them long to understand that i shouldn't be their babysitter any more. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2050021 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Terpentintollwut Posted August 14, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 Seriously? Did they do it on purpose? Did the cat die? What the fuck? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2050043 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jlobkob Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 i once found a cat in my wallet when i tried to gift some money to a hobo. at first i didn't realise i gave him a cat instead of coin, but when he told me i realised there were even more in my pocket. i went to an animal pound to get rid of them. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2050047 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 lol Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2050099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Qvarcos Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 On 8/14/2013 at 7:29 PM, essines said: lol my neighbor poisoned my cat when i was younger. i was also their babysitter. after i realised what the cunts had done it didn't take them long to understand that i shouldn't be their babysitter any more. God damn it why would anyone do that to a cat ;_; Sent from my ALCATEL_one_touch_995 using Tapatalk 4 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2050102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted August 14, 2013 Report Share Posted August 14, 2013 i'd be more annoyed about tapatalk 4 putting annoying taglines on the end of my posts quite frankly. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80141-i-found-a-cat/#findComment-2050106 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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