Humorous Autocorrects

With the age of smartphones, manufacturers obviously think we're dumber than shit. My latest fail:

Tried typing "machine" into iPad, what came up on screen was "my aching ass"

Top that!

I typed, 'where can i find a burger around here?', It autocorrected. 'Your mum is a nazi whore from space'

I was texting my mum to say "hi Mum how are you and the cats?" and it uncorrected to "Fuck shit pissflaps bugger bollocks cunt anus", luckily she saw the funny side.

i have a hard time believing anything in this thread

  On 8/19/2013 at 12:25 AM, isaki said:

i have a hard time believing anything in this thread

I once typed "Hi Phillip" and it auto corrected to "heil Hitler", apple clearly nazi youth

I texted my wife "me and the baby are grabbing some dicks" and it came out "me and these baby are grabbing some dicks"

  On 8/19/2013 at 2:16 AM, cult fiction said:

I texted my wife "me and the baby are grabbing some dicks" and it came out "me and these baby are grabbing some dicks"

 

 

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it's not a dirty thing to text if you live in seattle

 

I texted rob "sean is dead" and it autocorrected to "no"

I was texting my mother as I usually do, and I tried to type "afx rulz blud, get over it" to my surprise it came out "Two MS-20's?" lol! effin weird!

  On 8/19/2013 at 6:26 AM, Zeffolia said:

I texted rob "sean is dead" and it autocorrected to "no"

lol