Mega blowout I need money everything must go sale

The items are in the UK. Sorry there's nothing exotic or exciting in the list. As a deal sweetener, all items/bundles can be packaged with a (1) smelly slipper. I'd class my foot stink as vinegary.

RØDE NT1-A - Excellent condition. Never farted at, only farted in the presence of.

SM1 mount

Pouch which you could use as a nice purse or a sleeping bag for a rat

Original box

Optional: Pretty long XLR cable, if you need one.

Optional: Pop guard, unsure of model. Securely attaches to mic stands with a little screw-on clamp. But buy this lot and you're the boss! Try to securely attach it to whatever you like.

RØDE NTG-2

Mount

Pouch

Foam wind shield

RØDE PG2 soundwranglin' pistolero grip shock mount. Two rubber mounts for this, approx 20mm and 22mm diameter.

Original box

Some stickers

Optional: Quite long XLR to 3.5mm.

If I find it: Should have a dead cat about that fits. Probably stolen by a child, but if I do find it post-sale I will mail it to you along with a love letter.

RØDE Boompole

Two original velcro cable fasteners.

Measures 0.85m3.28m. Weighs 940 grams, so just over two pounds. Four small portions of pasta heavier than a quarter of the weight of an average newborn baby.

Novation ReMOTE 25SL Compact

USB

Original box

Roland Cube 30x

Pioneer A400

KRK RP5 x2

NONMUSICAL

Tamron SP AF 1750mm F/2.8 XR VC Di II LD Aspherical (IF) for Canon

Caps, hood, original box, booklets.

Apple keyboard. Aluminum, wired, model A1243, boxed.

It's been chilling out in a cupboard for years. Like new. Can't have done more than 2000 strokes.

VINTAGE EARLY 2000s BLACK APHEX LOGO TSHIRT FROM WARPMART, M but fits like an S.

Can properly measure, if you want.

Don't make me fleabay.