New Safari User

So I'm team iPhone now, and I'm realizing this may have been a slight mistake; do all pr0n vids come up as "(untitled)" in browser history?

 

This somewhat sucks, as I have no point of reference for which untitled page was any good among many untitled pages . Are there any tips from veteran Safari users as to how I can efficiently use my history? Much time is wasted sifting through it. Swift answers welcome!

1 Get a real phone (as in one that isn't made by Apple)

2 Get a real web browser (as in one that isn't made by Apple)

3 Stop watching porn (as in gay porn)

Edited August 30, 2013 by Zeffolia

Porn on an (i)phone? Never tried that...

 

You could record clips of yourself or just brows 4chan as a form of porn-roulette.

Viewing my porn history would probably make me kill myself.

Sounds kinda like watching your old webcam clips of yourself watching porn.

 

Yeah baby. You so sexyyyyyy

  On 8/30/2013 at 5:36 AM, Zeffolia said:

1 Get a real phone (as in one that isn't made by Apple)

2 Get a real web browser (as in one that isn't made by Apple)

3 Stop watching porn (as in gay porn)

What exactly prompted you to specify the type of porn I should stop watching?

 

AND

 

What would you recommend I watch instead? I very rarely notice there are girls in straight porn.

lol

But seriously, do video pages only come up as untitled?

Download Chrome on iOS - it's better than Safari, and syncs with your desktop Chrome browser, etc.

 

And porn on a phone? Really? It's like listening to music on a phone though the built-in speakers. Use a damn computer hooked up to a decent monitor, ffs.

  On 8/30/2013 at 4:45 PM, Joyrex said:

Download Chrome on iOS - it's better than Safari, and syncs with your desktop Chrome browser, etc.

 

And porn on a phone? Really? It's like listening to music on a phone though the built-in speakers. Use a damn computer hooked up to a decent monitor, ffs.

The laptop in the house isn't mine, and there are kids periodically in the house, so the phone serves as something that I can push one button and lock on the fly, if I don't want a wide-eyed innocent to spot what's happening on the screen...

 

Is there a way to make CHrome the default browser on the phone, and replace the Safari icons? I'm very serious, I was under the impression that iPhone customization was close to nil.

  On 8/30/2013 at 5:01 PM, OneToThirtySix said:

 

  On 8/30/2013 at 4:45 PM, Joyrex said:

Download Chrome on iOS - it's better than Safari, and syncs with your desktop Chrome browser, etc.

 

And porn on a phone? Really? It's like listening to music on a phone though the built-in speakers. Use a damn computer hooked up to a decent monitor, ffs.

The laptop in the house isn't mine, and there are kids periodically in the house, so the phone serves as something that I can push one button and lock on the fly, if I don't want a wide-eyed innocent to spot what's happening on the screen...

 

Is there a way to make CHrome the default browser on the phone, and replace the Safari icons? I'm very serious, I was under the impression that iPhone customization was close to nil.

 

 

I don't think you can make Chrome the default (eg, for opening links)-- at least without some sort of jailbreak -- but you can definitely bury the safari icon somewhere and put the Chrome icon in its place, eg on the dock.

 

Heh, I said "dock."

 

Also, I'm guessing the "problem" you're having is related to the mobile version of the website and not safari itself. But uh, porn is the reason for private, history-free sessions anyway. You are clearly a very weird person.

Edited August 30, 2013 by baph

I'm probably the most normal person on the entire ridiculous community known as "Internet"...but I'm probably biased.

 

Anyway, I like Chrome better for desktop, haven't tried it mobile before.

They don't show up as untitled in my browser history, maybe try a different porn website?

  On 8/30/2013 at 7:29 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

 

  On 8/30/2013 at 5:36 AM, Zeffolia said:

1 Get a real phone (as in one that isn't made by Apple)

2 Get a real web browser (as in one that isn't made by Apple)

3 Stop watching porn (as in gay porn)

What exactly prompted you to specify the type of porn I should stop watching?

 

AND

 

What would you recommend I watch instead? I very rarely notice there are girls in straight porn.

 

Only hipsters have iPhones and most hipsters are gay

My Safari history is loaded with Pornhub entries, you're doing something wrong. Do you fap standing over the toilet? Are you able keep a firm grip on the device at all times?

  On 8/31/2013 at 3:02 AM, Zeffolia said:

 

  On 8/30/2013 at 7:29 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

 

 

  On 8/30/2013 at 5:36 AM, Zeffolia said:

1 Get a real phone (as in one that isn't made by Apple)

2 Get a real web browser (as in one that isn't made by Apple)

3 Stop watching porn (as in gay porn)

What exactly prompted you to specify the type of porn I should stop watching?

 

AND

 

What would you recommend I watch instead? I very rarely notice there are girls in straight porn.

Only hipsters have iPhones and most hipsters are gay

My mother has an iPhone, and I'm reasonably certain she isn't a hipster, I think there's an age limit on hipsterism.

 

And I'm not gay because I have an iPhone. I'm gay because I love cock.

 

Chrome Mobile is a lot faster, thanks JR!

Can't u just bookmark the hot ones?

 

like, the ones with especially attractive nude men who you want to hold irl

  On 9/1/2013 at 5:51 AM, Alcofribas said:

Can't u just bookmark the hot ones?

 

like, the ones with especially attractive nude men who you want to hold irl

I don't use bookmarks for porn, they make me feel like a pervert.

  On 8/31/2013 at 3:02 AM, Zeffolia said:

 

  On 8/30/2013 at 7:29 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

 

  On 8/30/2013 at 5:36 AM, Zeffolia said:

1 Get a real phone (as in one that isn't made by Apple)

2 Get a real web browser (as in one that isn't made by Apple)

3 Stop watching porn (as in gay porn)

What exactly prompted you to specify the type of porn I should stop watching?

 

AND

 

What would you recommend I watch instead? I very rarely notice there are girls in straight porn.

 

Only hipsters have iPhones and most hipsters are gay

 

LOL - you do know who you're talking about, right?

  On 9/3/2013 at 5:22 PM, Joyrex said:

 

  On 8/31/2013 at 3:02 AM, Zeffolia said:

 

  On 8/30/2013 at 7:29 AM, OneToThirtySix said:

 

  On 8/30/2013 at 5:36 AM, Zeffolia said:

1 Get a real phone (as in one that isn't made by Apple)

2 Get a real web browser (as in one that isn't made by Apple)

3 Stop watching porn (as in gay porn)

What exactly prompted you to specify the type of porn I should stop watching?

 

AND

 

What would you recommend I watch instead? I very rarely notice there are girls in straight porn.

 

Only hipsters have iPhones and most hipsters are gay

 

LOL - you do know who you're talking about, right?

 

He knows. Zeff was here two years ago, I'm sure.

 

While I'm bumping this thread, does anyone know if Bluetooth keyboards are compatible with iPhone if they are only advertised as "for the iPad"?

any bluetooth keyboard that works with an ipad SHOULD work with an iphone. it's the same OS, and much of the same hardware.

  On 11/17/2013 at 5:24 AM, disparaissant said:

any bluetooth keyboard that works with an ipad SHOULD work with an iphone. it's the same OS, and much of the same hardware.

That's what I had figured, and the reviews I'm reading describe a difference between functionality for iPad versus Mac, I've been under the impression that Bluetooth devices work with anything it can pair to.

Thanks!