Worst song of the year?

So I know it's only September, but I had to get this one out there. I don't dislike modern pop music and I think there's some top 40 artists making some pretty interesting music right now. That being said, this song/video sums up everything I hate about bad modern pop music: Mumford banjo ripoff, overly slick production, half-baked references to drones/reliance on smartphones (and weakly rhyming them), forced folksy vibes, brain-dead region pandering, random "hipster" bashing, pretending to be counter-cultural (or something), artsy model who looks like a fake organic grilled cheese vendor at a lame festival, douchey fedora, ect.

Anyway, that's a thing that happened. Anyone come across something worse than this?

not that i expect something from fucking korn but this is just awful

  On 9/11/2013 at 12:52 AM, Deer said:

not that i expect something from fucking korn

Ugh, why did I watch those.

  On 9/11/2013 at 12:37 AM, Araungzeb said:

So I know it's only September, but I had to get this one out there. I don't dislike modern pop music and I think there's some top 40 artists making some pretty interesting music right now. That being said, this song/video sums up everything I hate about bad modern pop music: Mumford banjo ripoff, overly slick production, half-baked references to drones/reliance on smartphones (and weakly rhyming them), forced folksy vibes, brain-dead region pandering, random "hipster" bashing, pretending to be counter-cultural (or something), artsy model who looks like a fake organic grilled cheese vendor at a lame festival, douchey fedora, ect.

 

 

 

Anyway, that's a thing that happened. Anyone come across something worse than this?

that's actually a pretty sick house beat in the background, aggressive

not that bad. kind of like american idol meets analord.

"Best I Ever Had" ? Isn't that a far less shitty Drake song that already exists?

http://youtu.be/SX6kbN-bOkI

And isn't that chorus in a far, far less shitty Who song?

Also, didn't Tim McGraw already master the art of having an appealing, vaguely Irish sounding redneck name?

  On 9/11/2013 at 1:32 AM, chassis said:

Ugh, why did I watch those.

  On 9/11/2013 at 3:13 AM, joshuatx said:

"Best I Ever Had" ? Isn't that a far less shitty Drake song that already exists?

 

 

 

And isn't that chorus in a far, far less shitty Who song?

 

The greatest irony is that the Korn song's main verse is already in a somewhat less shitty Gavin DeGraw song.

All of mainstream pop shit.

From watching basically no TV, nor listening to the radio, and wearing earphones whilst shopping I don't think I ever get exposed to 'pop' nowadays.

where do you hear this shit?

from the stuff i bought kayne west - blood on the leaves without any doubt, what a pile of horseshit

(the rest of the album rocks though)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0QcxWPB59o&feature=player_detailpage

most music on the radio is terrible but this one pissed me of the most i believe

contender for most retarded crap of the year

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AnMKCkGQ98A&feature=player_detailpage

  On 9/11/2013 at 12:52 AM, Deer said:

not that i expect something from fucking korn but this is just awful

 

Funny, Korn said this is the best work they've ever done. New album that is.

Surely this ranks pretty highly (on any list ever made) -

  On 9/11/2013 at 3:48 PM, mcbpete said:

Surely this ranks pretty highly (on any list ever made) -

 

The problem is, you got to mean it. He's just reciting lyrics without really feeling it "in here" you know.

Don't you be dissin' d4nny's commitment to sparkle motion

  On 9/11/2013 at 3:57 PM, mcbpete said:

Don't you be dissin' d4nny's commitment to sparkle motion

motherfucker needs to do some housekeeping on them eyebrows. too distracting to his brand.

  On 9/11/2013 at 11:51 PM, LimpyLoo said:

Heard this a while back. This song crossed my mind when I saw this thread. I think you won this thread Limpy. Fucking horrible. So horrible infact, it should win next year as well.

  On 9/12/2013 at 3:48 PM, olo said:

 

  On 9/11/2013 at 11:51 PM, LimpyLoo said:

 

Heard this a while back. This song crossed my mind when I saw this thread. I think you won this thread Limpy. Fucking horrible. So horrible infact, it should win next year as well.

 

Holy shit, it's like a real-world completely non-self aware version of this:

it's 2013's ebony & Ivory. Except far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far, worse. Terrible fuckingly conceived track.

  On 9/11/2013 at 11:12 AM, mcbpete said:

From watching basically no TV, nor listening to the radio, and wearing earphones whilst shopping I don't think I ever get exposed to 'pop' nowadays.

same, though I listen a bit to bbc6 radio which avoids all modern pop chart music. In this day and age its easy to avoid the toilet bowl of pop music, having said that I can sometimes I can be a sucker for a throwaway pop track

  On 9/12/2013 at 4:44 PM, Araungzeb said:

 

  On 9/12/2013 at 3:48 PM, olo said:

 

  On 9/11/2013 at 11:51 PM, LimpyLoo said:

 

Heard this a while back. This song crossed my mind when I saw this thread. I think you won this thread Limpy. Fucking horrible. So horrible infact, it should win next year as well.

 

Holy shit, it's like a real-world completely non-self aware version of this:

 

 

  On 9/12/2013 at 5:23 PM, olo said:

it's 2013's ebony & Ivory. Except far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far, worse. Terrible fuckingly conceived track.

FLOL

  On 9/12/2013 at 11:42 PM, joshuatx said:

 

  On 9/12/2013 at 4:44 PM, Araungzeb said:

 

  On 9/12/2013 at 3:48 PM, olo said:

 

  On 9/11/2013 at 11:51 PM, LimpyLoo said:

 

Heard this a while back. This song crossed my mind when I saw this thread. I think you won this thread Limpy. Fucking horrible. So horrible infact, it should win next year as well.

 

Holy shit, it's like a real-world completely non-self aware version of this:

 

 

 

 

  On 9/12/2013 at 5:23 PM, olo said:

it's 2013's ebony & Ivory. Except far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far,far, worse. Terrible fuckingly conceived track.

 

FLOL

 

God, I re-listened again to this. my god, it's a fucking train, plane & automobile wreck wrapped into one. "Worst" is too light a word for this track. This song should be locked & loaded & sent to the lowest planes of hell.

Joshuatx, does this song get any play in TX? if so...leave that state asap.