Jody Dark Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 ok, let me give you the lowdown. ive been struggling with jeans for several years now. i can almost never find a pair of good fitting jeans. ive been to countless stores, looked at so many jeans, tried so many on, and can never find a pair of jeans that fit me, in all aspects of comfort. so, the only luck ive had, has been finding random jeans in vintage and thrift clothing stores. sometimes i luck out and find a pair of jeans that are just absolutely perfect. this has happened maybe 3 or 4 times over the last few years. anyway, the last time it happened, a few months ago, i was in a thrift shop, and found this pair of Vans jeans that are just perfect for my body. i cant describe how satisfied i am with the fit. easily the best of jeans ive ever worn in my entire life. im wearing them right now. unfortunately though, a few days ago, i noticed this little tear in the crotch area. it always happens on that spot. anyway, this tear has grown quite large over the last few days, i can stick my hand through it almost by now. so, im on my way to the tailor in a bit here to get these rare fitting pants repaired. i have to wear this other pair of pants that i dont like as much, as i walk downtown to the tailor. now i ask you, what is a person to do? i cant find any new pants that fit me. i cant just keep shopping at thrift / vintage stores, finding a nice pair of jeans every 6 months or so. i simply cannot live like this anymore. the pair of jeans im ranting about, are Vans brand, "custom fit for you", it says on the inside. i think they are a 30 inch waistline. i went to the Vans website, fuck all for help there. ive googled it. im doomed. so the reason ive come to you today, is a cry for help. how can i find the exact pair of Vans jeans that im wearing now? if i could buy them new, i would buy like 10 pairs, i dont care how much money it will cost, i want this to be over so i can get on with my life. please help Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
goffer Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 What is your build and what type of fit are you after? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide goffer's signature Hide all signatures PHOTOS Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065009 Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcbpete Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 Step 1) Buy a belt. Step 2) No step 2. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures I haven't eaten a Wagon Wheel since 07/11/07... ilovecubus.co.uk - 25ml of mp3 taken twice daily. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065010 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Braintree Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 Learn to sew. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Braintree's signature Hide all signatures colindyer.bandcamp.com williamsbraintree.bandcamp.com Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065012 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sheatheman Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 While some might enlist the help of a tailor in this situation, I would point you in another direction: Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065032 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest disparaissant Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 im lissenin Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065081 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 are you girl or boy? i don't wear jeans, damn things, Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065088 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewps Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 Cargo pants are more IDM many times over. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Lewps's signature Hide all signatures My Paintings ► @limitless.magnificence @Lewnis95 ☼ Buy Prints Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
DerWaschbar Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 Just wear Carharts. They last forever and you can do all kinds of tough stuff in them. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide DerWaschbar's signature Hide all signatures <3 </3 ¯\(シ)/¯ Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065102 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivy Zemura yvI oo ii oo Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 Serious issue Clothing issue Pick 1 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065104 Share on other sites More sharing options...
essines Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 i do my best to remain naked. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide essines's signature Hide all signatures On 8/19/2011 at 11:51 PM, Luke Fucking Hazard said: Essines has, and always will remind me of MacReady. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065118 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest RadarJammer Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 why not find a taylor willing to replicate the pants Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065128 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 i can't help but feel you ought to smoke your piss at this juncture in life. imo Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065141 Share on other sites More sharing options...
delet... Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 On 9/20/2013 at 12:04 AM, Jody Dark said: ok, let me give you the lowdown. ive been struggling with jeans for several years now. i can almost never find a pair of good fitting jeans. ive been to countless stores, looked at so many jeans, tried so many on, and can never find a pair of jeans that fit me, in all aspects of comfort. so, the only luck ive had, has been finding random jeans in vintage and thrift clothing stores. sometimes i luck out and find a pair of jeans that are just absolutely perfect. this has happened maybe 3 or 4 times over the last few years. anyway, the last time it happened, a few months ago, i was in a thrift shop, and found this pair of Vans jeans that are just perfect for my body. i cant describe how satisfied i am with the fit. easily the best of jeans ive ever worn in my entire life. im wearing them right now. unfortunately though, a few days ago, i noticed this little tear in the crotch area. it always happens on that spot. anyway, this tear has grown quite large over the last few days, i can stick my hand through it almost by now. so, im on my way to the tailor in a bit here to get these rare fitting pants repaired. i have to wear this other pair of pants that i dont like as much, as i walk downtown to the tailor. now i ask you, what is a person to do? i cant find any new pants that fit me. i cant just keep shopping at thrift / vintage stores, finding a nice pair of jeans every 6 months or so. i simply cannot live like this anymore. the pair of jeans im ranting about, are Vans brand, "custom fit for you", it says on the inside. i think they are a 30 inch waistline. i went to the Vans website, fuck all for help there. ive googled it. im doomed. so the reason ive come to you today, is a cry for help. how can i find the exact pair of Vans jeans that im wearing now? if i could buy them new, i would buy like 10 pairs, i dont care how much money it will cost, i want this to be over so i can get on with my life. please help Buy trousers, jeans are for the help. The outdoor help. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures A member of the non sequitairiate. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065151 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest cult fiction Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 I stopped wearing jeans a few years ago. You can look classier, spend less, and be more comfortable with "real" pants. The only acceptable jeans to wear are acid wash as part of your complete new aesthetic outfit. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065159 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 i hate to tell you this but... Reveal hidden contents i don't care Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065182 Share on other sites More sharing options...
olo Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 whatever you buy, make sure they're skinny. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide olo's signature Hide all signatures Thanks user487363530. And user4873635301. Now 48736353001. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065233 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadameChaos Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 i have a 0.76 waist to hip ratio. i can never find jeans that fit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065234 Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOCfan Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 (edited) On 9/20/2013 at 2:34 PM, olo said: whatever you buy, make sure they're skinny. Man, fuck that noise. Whilst I have no objection to them in principal, this skinny jeans trend has fucked up jeans buying for the rest of us who don't wear them. As someone who is athletic and has fairly large quads, buying jeans over the last few years has become a nightmare, as even the regular sizes feel like they've shrunk somewhat (granted, my thighs have got bigger through training, but they're not so big that I need tailored clothes or anything). Buying baggy jeans used to be reasonably simple, but finding them now feels like it's becoming ever harder. I miss my old Gap worker/carpenter jeans that I had about 6 years ago like crazy, they were perfect. Also, not sure if sarcy in the post I quoted.. Edited September 20, 2013 by Higgins VanHiggins Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide BOCfan's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065242 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Candiru Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 A gene problem Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065244 Share on other sites More sharing options...
awepittance Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 *waits for Godel to flirt with supposed female poster* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide awepittance's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065429 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jody Dark Posted September 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 On 9/20/2013 at 6:12 AM, RadarJammer said: why not find a taylor willing to replicate the pants i asked the tailor if she could do this. she said yes. problem solved, finally... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065434 Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshuatxuk Posted September 20, 2013 Report Share Posted September 20, 2013 Jody, I can relate: one of my favorite pairs of jeans was Vans brand and they tore too. Still haven't patched them up. Do you live in the US? If so, check out old navy. I suppose GAP carries the same basic designs. I've had luck there, my current pair of jeans are from there. I usually only have one or two pairs of jeans though, lately I just wear grey or khaki colored pants as often. Granted, I'm in a climate where cut-offs or shorts are preferable for casual wear for much of the year. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide joshuatxuk's signature Hide all signatures Tape Escape! Aural Canyon Wood Between Worlds Tapes [joshuatxuk-is-dead] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065446 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted September 21, 2013 Report Share Posted September 21, 2013 (edited) Skinny jeans are so over. Get some mossy oak patterned harem joggers or some jnco baggy cargo khakis. edit: and a sweet hijab Edited September 21, 2013 by Salvatorin Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Salvatorin's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80593-im-having-a-serious-clothing-issue-here-please-help/#findComment-2065452 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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