Alcofribas Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 i've been going over to my friend's place lately, he lives on his own so it's cool because you can do whatever you want and your mom isn't gonna come and fucking rip your dick off and suck it till it cums every time you play second bad vilbel at +7 volume (fucking bitch). last time i was there i noticed he had autechre brothers the ep called "eleven." lush. at first i put the cd on the turntable and kicked back, sounded wicked. "how do they make it so fucked up?" i asked. my friend then noticed i had his needle scraping across the surface of the cd and told me to go home. i was basically pissed off and kept demanding "sean pls" "fuck you man, sean pls" and so on. in the end i had to go home. haven't spoke to that piece of shit since then (rob, if you're reading, I don't care if you "know" sean you can kiss my ass). on my way home i stopped by bleep to pick up the 'chre's new one, "L." i waited at the counter for seven weeks after paying the clerk. still haven't received it. but occasionally they play it on a shitty iPad dock in the back room so I've become pretty familiar with the tracks. here's my take... track 1 (whatever it's called). there are no beats on this whatsoever. ok, there are beats but not what you'd think. there's a kick and a snare and a hi hat. does that count as a beat? so all this is going and then there's a bass line, more in the lower register than anything. a melody comes in, it's kind of like a mid range synth with emotions in it. i'm crying. then a pad comes in, in stereo so both of your ear buds should be working good here. a chopped up vocal just says "fuck boc fucking oh wow man way to break 29 years silence with a boring ass record you recorded in a barn like a bunch of lazy fucking yuppies." it's either that or just like incoherent vox all chopped up, hard to tell. another track. completely ambient. i fell asleep. i woke up and went to work. work is fucking stupid. way to waste my fucking life typing in a cash register like a fucking loser. oh yeah, i'm really going to be an artist in my spare time, totally, yeah. oh wait, actually i'm gonna be lazy as fuck and just drink and cry about how pathetic i am. maybe i should get facebook and look at all the people i knew from high school having babies and buying houses like assholes. they're not artists! i'm a fucking artist. one day sean will contact me and be like "dude, your work is excellent." my work. did you hear that? my fucking work is excellent, not like this opn faggot. so yeah, quite ambient this track. three i guess. i'm not even going to bother flipping this record. all that's gonna happen is i'm gonna hear amazing music and then feel shitty about my music because i'm a lazy piece of shit. track four. did you fucking hear me? I didn't even flip the fucking record. fucking asshole. don't even keep reading this shit since you're clearly an asshole. god, i'm so sick of sean. why won't he "pls" me back? i know if i just had rob's email he would reply and be willing to meet up and have a pint. i just would never do it. i'd be completely ashamed that I reached the age of 31 and have no lush albums to share with him. if i did i would totally meet him and get my stuff released on Skam. fucking mental. although, it'd be pretty hard to explain this to sean. well, whatever. 10/10 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Guest Rulohead32 Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 (edited) http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barcelona_Metro_line_11 Edited September 23, 2013 by Rulohead32 Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066086 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewps Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Put the cd on the turntable and kick back with a drug cigarette. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Lewps's signature Hide all signatures My Paintings ► @limitless.magnificence @Lewnis95 ☼ Buy Prints Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066089 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amen Lare Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Cool, the best 'fribas review to date. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066091 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sine nomine Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 I like the way you think. Being 31 years old shouldn't fucking matter at all mate, you go and fucking open up that pirated software - hit those pads fucking make some twisted shit - be as lush as you fucking want - though being lush isn't everything - smoke a phat one - relax listen to what you made - fuck Sean his a dick. Go for that pint - come back to your studio - continue with that beat, fuck with the midi - stretch it and warp it as fuck. And yes! Just use a kick snare and hat man! I'm lazy as can be too! It's not us though you know!? It's this fucked up system that has inevitably made us who we are - go and have a cry - and punch through a window - it sounds like it might help - or not. Fuck Ae - fuck playing CDs on a phonograph, people just won't accept that - not just yet anyways. Sent from my iHole using Tapashhh - now Free Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066092 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewps Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 Hahahah interstellar first post mate. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Lewps's signature Hide all signatures My Paintings ► @limitless.magnificence @Lewnis95 ☼ Buy Prints Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066099 Share on other sites More sharing options...
modey Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 On 9/23/2013 at 1:18 AM, sine nomine said: I like the way you think. Being 31 years old shouldn't fucking matter at all mate, you go and fucking open up that pirated software - hit those pads fucking make some twisted shit - be as lush as you fucking want - though being lush isn't everything - smoke a phat one - relax listen to what you made - fuck Sean his a dick. Go for that pint - come back to your studio - continue with that beat, fuck with the midi - stretch it and warp it as fuck. And yes! Just use a kick snare and hat man! I'm lazy as can be too! It's not us though you know!? It's this fucked up system that has inevitably made us who we are - go and have a cry - and punch through a window - it sounds like it might help - or not. Fuck Ae - fuck playing CDs on a phonograph, people just won't accept that - not just yet anyways. Sent from my iHole using Tapashhh - now Free i don't even think you need to read the rules, this post is beautiful Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide modey's signature Hide all signatures youtube | bandcamp | soundcloud | twitter | facebook 0F.digital Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066101 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amen Lare Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 (edited) On 9/23/2013 at 1:34 AM, modey said: On 9/23/2013 at 1:18 AM, sine nomine said: I like the way you think. Being 31 years old shouldn't fucking matter at all mate, you go and fucking open up that pirated software - hit those pads fucking make some twisted shit - be as lush as you fucking want - though being lush isn't everything - smoke a phat one - relax listen to what you made - fuck Sean his a dick. Go for that pint - come back to your studio - continue with that beat, fuck with the midi - stretch it and warp it as fuck. And yes! Just use a kick snare and hat man! I'm lazy as can be too! It's not us though you know!? It's this fucked up system that has inevitably made us who we are - go and have a cry - and punch through a window - it sounds like it might help - or not. Fuck Ae - fuck playing CDs on a phonograph, people just won't accept that - not just yet anyways. Sent from my iHole using Tapashhh - now Free i don't even think you need to read the rules, this post is beautiful Finally someone who thoroughly studied the rules before entering the WATMMoid edit: Let's call it the 'fribas effect Edited September 23, 2013 by Amen Lare Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066103 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hugh Mughnus Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 alco pls' Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066111 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Hugh Mughnus Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 1ush Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066127 Share on other sites More sharing options...
blos Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 (edited) well plsd Edited September 23, 2013 by blos Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066146 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ivan Ooze Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 fucking LOL i think i have coffee in my lungs Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Ivan Ooze's signature Hide all signatures On 2/26/2015 at 9:39 AM, RupturedSouls said: This drugs makes me feel like I'm on song! On 9/1/2014 at 5:50 PM, StephenG said: I'm hardly a closed minded nun. Remember, I'm on a fucking IDM forum.... an IDM forum.. Think about that for a second before claiming people are closed minded nuns. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066201 Share on other sites More sharing options...
MisterE Posted September 23, 2013 Report Share Posted September 23, 2013 On 9/23/2013 at 12:40 AM, Alcofribas said: i've been going over to my friend's place lately, he lives on his own so it's cool because you can do whatever you want and your mom isn't gonna come and fucking rip your dick off and suck it till it cums every time you play sec...fucking blablablabla... I reached the age of 31 and have no lush albums to share with him. if i did i would totally meet him and get my stuff released on Skam. fucking mental. although, it'd be pretty hard to explain this to sean. well, whatever. 10/10 alco just when i think you couldnt be any more full retard you go and say something thats just to the MAX ...AND TOTALLY REQUEEF YOURSELF! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066207 Share on other sites More sharing options...
nerv Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 so no sean's dad confaermed? :( Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide nerv's signature Hide all signatures hutna on soundcloud Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066412 Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJW Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Would a lazy yuppie really bother going all the way out into the countryside to record in a barn? highly unlikely. Do you mean lazy hippies maybe? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide AJW's signature Hide all signatures foods in the tone of 'go to the fuckin store' patayda chips apple cracker thangies carrots in brown paper bag Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066634 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted September 24, 2013 Report Share Posted September 24, 2013 Most of it went right over my head, but On 9/23/2013 at 12:40 AM, Alcofribas said: maybe i should get facebook and look at all the people i knew from high school having babies and buying houses like assholes. well, whatever. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2066639 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted October 7, 2013 Report Share Posted October 7, 2013 (edited) On 9/23/2013 at 1:18 AM, sine nomine said: I like the way you think. Being 31 years old shouldn't fucking matter at all mate, you go and fucking open up that pirated software - hit those pads fucking make some twisted shit - be as lush as you fucking want - though being lush isn't everything - smoke a phat one - relax listen to what you made - fuck Sean his a dick. Go for that pint - come back to your studio - continue with that beat, fuck with the midi - stretch it and warp it as fuck. And yes! Just use a kick snare and hat man! I'm lazy as can be too! It's not us though you know!? It's this fucked up system that has inevitably made us who we are - go and have a cry - and punch through a window - it sounds like it might help - or not. Fuck Ae - fuck playing CDs on a phonograph, people just won't accept that - not just yet anyways. Sent from my iHole using Tapashhh - now Free Hi Sean Richard Rob Jason? fuck m8 get a name Edited October 7, 2013 by baph Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2072132 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alcofribas Posted October 8, 2013 Author Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 On 9/23/2013 at 1:18 AM, sine nomine said: I like the way you think. Being 31 years old shouldn't fucking matter at all mate, you go and fucking open up that pirated software - hit those pads fucking make some twisted shit - be as lush as you fucking want - though being lush isn't everything - smoke a phat one - relax listen to what you made - fuck Sean his a dick. Go for that pint - come back to your studio - continue with that beat, fuck with the midi - stretch it and warp it as fuck. And yes! Just use a kick snare and hat man! I'm lazy as can be too! It's not us though you know!? It's this fucked up system that has inevitably made us who we are - go and have a cry - and punch through a window - it sounds like it might help - or not. Fuck Ae - fuck playing CDs on a phonograph, people just won't accept that - not just yet anyways. Sent from my iHole using Tapashhh - now Free this is so beautiful Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2072205 Share on other sites More sharing options...
sine nomine Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 On 10/7/2013 at 11:23 PM, baph said: On 9/23/2013 at 1:18 AM, sine nomine said: I like the way you think. Being 31 years old shouldn't fucking matter at all mate, you go and fucking open up that pirated software - hit those pads fucking make some twisted shit - be as lush as you fucking want - though being lush isn't everything - smoke a phat one - relax listen to what you made - fuck Sean his a dick. Go for that pint - come back to your studio - continue with that beat, fuck with the midi - stretch it and warp it as fuck. And yes! Just use a kick snare and hat man! I'm lazy as can be too! It's not us though you know!? It's this fucked up system that has inevitably made us who we are - go and have a cry - and punch through a window - it sounds like it might help - or not. Fuck Ae - fuck playing CDs on a phonograph, people just won't accept that - not just yet anyways. Sent from my iHole using Tapashhh - now Free Hi Sean Richard Rob Jason? fuck m8 get a name I like you *grin* Sent from my iHole using Tapashhh - now Free Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2072266 Share on other sites More sharing options...
lumpenprol Posted October 8, 2013 Report Share Posted October 8, 2013 trenchant, probative review Alco, as always. I couldn't help when a fully-formed, plosive "lol" escaped my tooth container at this point - On 9/23/2013 at 12:40 AM, Alcofribas said: . a chopped up vocal just says "fuck boc fucking oh wow man way to break 29 years silence with a boring ass record you recorded in a barn like a bunch of lazy fucking yuppies." it's either that or just like incoherent vox all chopped up, hard to tell.10/10 Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide lumpenprol's signature Hide all signatures After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside. - lost cloud I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work! So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces. -organized confused project Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/80620-l-11/#findComment-2072394 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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