The man who shagged a thousand cars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrLMLFE5Eec

http://elitedaily.com/news/world/this-man-has-had-sex-with-over-1000-cars/

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i remember seeing this man being interviewed on channcel 5

lol the part where he kisses the helicopter.

I can now die happy.

  On 10/16/2013 at 1:30 PM, funkaholic said:

i remember seeing this man being interviewed on channcel 5

NSFW-ish warning:

how the hell do you fuck 1000 cars without getting beaten to death by a drunken sportsfan? you would think someone would spot him rubbing his dick on something in public and he would wind up with half a jaw missing. i know people get beat up for peeing on cars all the time.

it doesn't really seem like a legit story

seems legit, it was aired by channel 5 which i take to be an honest and transparent broadcasting service. The quality and depth of their shows cannot be beat.

Lol licking cars

That picture still from that video is horrifying. I actually read about this yesterday and I guess there's like 40 or so of these type of people on record from around the globe. Anyways there's another doc made about a woman in a relationship with the Golden Gate bridge or some shit. Fcknweird

  On 10/16/2013 at 3:06 PM, Ethel said:

Anyways there's another doc made about a woman in a relationship with the Golden Gate bridge or some shit. Fcknweird

https://vimeo.com/32989072

If only the cars could love him back

I'm sure in his head they do!

  On 10/16/2013 at 3:36 PM, patternoverlap said:

If only the cars could love him back

He just needs a car with a Siri sort of thing integrated.

"Ahh. Yes. Right in my muffler. Yesss. Would you like me to look up nearby restaurants for our next date? I've set a notification for our next fuck."

Now I don't feel so bad about myself...

  On 10/16/2013 at 3:55 PM, Gravity said:

I've set a notification for our next fuck."

 

 

lol

lol brilliant

I sometimes forget the British vernacular - I thought this thread was about a guy who put upholstery in over 1000 cars...

  On 10/16/2013 at 3:55 PM, Gravity said:

 

  On 10/16/2013 at 3:36 PM, patternoverlap said:

If only the cars could love him back

 

He just needs a car with a Siri sort of thing integrated.

 

"Ahh. Yes. Right in my muffler. Yesss. Would you like me to look up nearby restaurants for our next date? I've set a notification for our next fuck."

 

lol at him fapping to the Trans Am in the parking lot at night/cut to the other guy washing it the next day.

nothing beats ejaculating on the bonet of a car or replacing the oil with your cum

We should be talking about this guy, who is a healthy MONOGAMOUS relationship with a vehicle:

JG Ballard lols from beyond the grave.

  On 10/16/2013 at 1:37 PM, Friendly Foil said:

lol the part where he kisses the helicopter.

he kissed its anus

i guess the car equivalent to rimming is licking the exhast pipe.

holy fuck i forgot this, BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!