The Yeti

"Sykes said Thursday that the tests showed the creatures were not related to modern Himalayan bears but were direct descendants of the prehistoric animal."

"He said, "it may be a new species, it may be a hybrid between polar bears and brown bears."

"The next thing is go there and find one."

look http://www.theaustralian.com.au/higher-education/dna-links-mysterious-yeti-to-ancient-polar-bear/story-e6frgcjx-1226742231072

But to find them they have yeti.

Y'All niggas can't fuck with Ye

  On 10/18/2013 at 11:55 PM, Redruth said:

do you find this interesting? stupid? silly? fun? amazing? intriguing?

Would you kindly mind putting up a fucking sentence or word describing WHY you posted this? I know you aren't a fucking bot already. It's not mysterious, it's just stupid.

  On 10/19/2013 at 2:48 AM, SR4 said:

 

  On 10/18/2013 at 11:55 PM, Redruth said:

 

do you find this interesting? stupid? silly? fun? amazing? intriguing?

 

 

Would you kindly mind putting up a fucking sentence or word describing WHY you posted this? I know you aren't a fucking bot already. It's not mysterious, it's just stupid.

 

Dude you just got troon'd

  On 10/19/2013 at 3:05 AM, Rabid said:

 

  On 10/19/2013 at 2:48 AM, SR4 said:

 

  On 10/18/2013 at 11:55 PM, Redruth said:

 

do you find this interesting? stupid? silly? fun? amazing? intriguing?

 

 

Would you kindly mind putting up a fucking sentence or word describing WHY you posted this? I know you aren't a fucking bot already. It's not mysterious, it's just stupid.

 

Dude you just got troon'd

 

die and have a cheap funeral

seriously. die in a horrible, horrible way, and may your name be forever forgotten by your family and the rest of the human race.

This is a yeti I can believe in.

the yeti likes schnapps

oh' have i not fulfilled my proper responsibility while posting this adequately interesting morsel of data on the watmm. is sr4 displeesed with me because i was out having a laugh irl and did not inturupt my pleasure for him to tap on the internet keys? i think you've wirelessly charged the battery of my handheld device with your inconsolable whining, thx

finally something emotional. was that so hard?

chill the fuck out SR4, jesus christ.

wat

  On 10/19/2013 at 3:21 AM, SR4 said:

 

  On 10/19/2013 at 3:05 AM, Rabid said:

 

  On 10/19/2013 at 2:48 AM, SR4 said:

 

  On 10/18/2013 at 11:55 PM, Redruth said:

 

do you find this interesting? stupid? silly? fun? amazing? intriguing?

 

 

Would you kindly mind putting up a fucking sentence or word describing WHY you posted this? I know you aren't a fucking bot already. It's not mysterious, it's just stupid.

 

Dude you just got troon'd

 

die and have a cheap funeral

 

seriously. die in a horrible, horrible way, and may your name be forever forgotten by your family and the rest of the human race.

 

Do you need a hug?

  On 10/19/2013 at 3:51 PM, Rabid said:

 

  On 10/19/2013 at 3:21 AM, SR4 said:

 

  On 10/19/2013 at 3:05 AM, Rabid said:

 

  On 10/19/2013 at 2:48 AM, SR4 said:

 

  On 10/18/2013 at 11:55 PM, Redruth said:

 

do you find this interesting? stupid? silly? fun? amazing? intriguing?

 

 

Would you kindly mind putting up a fucking sentence or word describing WHY you posted this? I know you aren't a fucking bot already. It's not mysterious, it's just stupid.

 

Dude you just got troon'd

 

die and have a cheap funeral

 

seriously. die in a horrible, horrible way, and may your name be forever forgotten by your family and the rest of the human race.

 

Do you need a hug?

 

you look like the kind of guy who would give SR4 a hug.

Well, at first I thought this would be kind of a boring thread, considering that the OP was not much more than a link. But then I read a little further and things quickly got a lot more interesting. Cool thread.

Would be a bit of an anticlimax if it turns out to just be a kind of bear wouldn't it? The Yeti is one of the more enigmatic cryptozoological creatures imo

Also,

  On 10/19/2013 at 3:21 AM, SR4 said:

die and have a cheap funeral

I don't know why anybody would want anything more than a cheap funeral to be honest. I find the idea of being encased in a ludicrously expensive box with silk lining after having had my blood drained away and replaced with formaldehyde before being buried in the darkness of the earth next to hundreds of other corpses completely abhorrent. Sprinkle me somewhere scenic and don't make a fuss

An English explorer was taking part in an expedition to the Himalayas. Led by a grizzled local guide, they ascended one of the less frequently climbed peaks. Roughly half way up the side of the mountain, one of the expedition came across a set of large manlike tracks in the snow. "Yeti tracks," the guide said with a gruff voice as he passed them. "One thing you must know before we proceed; do not, under any circumstances, touch the yeti."

The expedition heeded his warning and continued to climb the slope, night fell and the explorers set up their tents. In the dead of night the Englishman awoke to the sound of his tent entrance unzipping. Half asleep he looked up to see an enormous eight foot yeti standing above him. In fear for his life the explorer jumped up and ran out of the tent, banging into the yeti in the process. The yeti, after being touched by the explorer let out a deafening howl and began to chase the explorer down the slope.

The explorer ran away from the camp as quickly as his legs could take him, after he rounded a corner he looked behind him to see the bounding form of the yeti still chasing him. So the explorer continued to run, reaching the bottom of the mountain in just two days, exhausted he paused to rest awhile. After just a few moments, the explorer began to hear the soft 'thud thud thud' of yeti feet on snow, he looked up the slope to see the yeti still chasing him and only moments away. The explorer took off again, reaching a supply shack a couple of miles away, once there quickly buying a mountain bike and pedaling his way to the nearest town, some fifty miles away. The journey took him several days over the rough terrain and after his arrival he booked into a hotel to recuperate.

Two days later the man left his hotel to see about booking transport back to England. As soon as he turned around though he saw the form of the yeti on the horizon, bounding towards him at great speed. Mortified by this sight, the explorer hurriedly bought a car and drove it away from the village all the way to Delhi. Once he arrived, the man wasted no time in getting on the next plane to London. After his arrival back in London, the man went back to his London home for a while to recover and to plan his next expedition. He had been there less than two weeks and was gazing out of a window when he saw a familiar large bounding, manlike creature running down his street; the man couldn't believe it, somehow the yeti had followed him to England!

The man had little choice but to run away again, he used any means he could, bike, car, or on foot to try to escape the yeti, but each time he looked behind him, it was just moments before the yeti came into view. Eventually the man made it all the way to Edinburgh and from there ran into the open Scottish countryside. He continued to run but the yeti just kept getting closer and closer, and in the end the man could run no more. With the yeti less than a minute away from him, the man finally stopped and turned around to face the oncoming creature. With the last of his strength he stood up straight as the yeti caught up with him. The eight foot tall yeti towered above the man who could only stare in terror. The yeti extended his hand and poked the Englishman squarely in the chest with one long finger and with a low rumbling voice the yeti began to speak: "Tag! You're it!"

i had tentatively planned to have the look for the yeti later today, but i'm feeling quite lazy now actually. maybe tomorrow..

what does a yeti have for dinner?

  On 10/19/2013 at 6:25 PM, MadameChaos said:

what does a yeti have for dinner?

 

 

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yeti spaghetti

 

  On 10/19/2013 at 6:33 PM, Redruth said:

 

  On 10/19/2013 at 6:25 PM, MadameChaos said:

what does a yeti have for dinner?

 

 

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yeti spaghetti

 

 

 

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haha! yes that does look like spaghetti. or should i say... spagyeti!