Having fun with algorithmic gibberish thread

I've been having loads of fun with markov chains recently, and one of my favorite things to do is piece together a jumbled output into a short story, or poem. There is a lot of twisted beauty in random generation. Lots of lols as well.

I thought it would be fun time-waster to have a thread where people could post their results (and interpretations if you like). Feel free to organize them into slightly more coherent groups, or a story format or whatever you want.

This is a great online markov text generator that you can use.

This is a mildly organized and somewhat poetic stanza i stitched together from the output as an example of some of the stuff you can do with text generation:

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Anyone know of the USA?

Canada, I want: I can get worked in the USA.

I have area…

anyone?

anyone?

Hell, I just rest.

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Sort of related, here is a random neologism generator:

http://web.forret.com/tools/neologism.asp

Some examples:

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I made an IRC bot just recently that uses channel logs to create Markov chains and randomly comments on the discussion. Mostly it's gibberish but sometimes it seem like it understands the discussion. I'm trying to make it more context sensitive at the moment.

Guns in space. Haha that's really amusing. I'm more of a fan of running things through translators multiple times. You end up mangling the sentences but they still sort of retain their meaning.

Rap lyrics always come out pretty funny. Notorious BIG - Juicy:
"It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine Hangin' pictures on my wall Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped"

After 8 translations end up being:

"It's a dream, I used to read Word magazine, salt n Perry, heavy d play me in the car in the photos on the walls every Saturday rap attack, magic, Marley Marl, let me cut my old video tapes"

After 18 translations:

"This is my dream about our heavy d magazines, games, pictures, Saturday hit in the attack, magic, Marley, his son would have cut the tape vidéo"

  On 10/28/2013 at 9:07 AM, job said:

Guns in space. Haha that's really amusing. I'm more of a fan of running things through translators multiple times. You end up mangling the sentences but they still sort of retain their meaning.

 

Rap lyrics always come out pretty funny. Notorious BIG - Juicy:

"It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine Hangin' pictures on my wall Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped"

 

After 8 translations end up being: 

"It's a dream, I used to read Word magazine, salt n Perry, heavy d play me in the car in the photos on the walls every Saturday rap attack, magic, Marley Marl, let me cut my old video tapes"

 

After 18 translations:

"This is my dream about our heavy d magazines, games, pictures, Saturday hit in the attack, magic, Marley, his son would have cut the tape vidéo"

 

After 27 translations:

"It's heavy (d) magazines, games, photos, my attack was Sunday magical dream, Marley and his son will have to reduce the video tape."

 

35 Translations...

"It's difficult (d), magazines, games, images, magic attack Sunday, videotape dream, Marley and his son should be cut."

 

 

Shit is magical. http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

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random text generated using a random word generator that no one will ever read

  On 10/28/2013 at 12:02 PM, Rulohead32 said:

 

  On 10/28/2013 at 9:07 AM, job said:

Guns in space. Haha that's really amusing. I'm more of a fan of running things through translators multiple times. You end up mangling the sentences but they still sort of retain their meaning.

 

Rap lyrics always come out pretty funny. Notorious BIG - Juicy:

"It was all a dream I used to read Word Up magazine Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in the limousine Hangin' pictures on my wall Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped"

 

After 8 translations end up being:

"It's a dream, I used to read Word magazine, salt n Perry, heavy d play me in the car in the photos on the walls every Saturday rap attack, magic, Marley Marl, let me cut my old video tapes"

 

After 18 translations:

"This is my dream about our heavy d magazines, games, pictures, Saturday hit in the attack, magic, Marley, his son would have cut the tape vidéo"

 

After 27 translations:

"It's heavy (d) magazines, games, photos, my attack was Sunday magical dream, Marley and his son will have to reduce the video tape."

 

35 Translations...

"It's difficult (d), magazines, games, images, magic attack Sunday, videotape dream, Marley and his son should be cut."

 

 

Shit is magical. http://ackuna.com/badtranslator

Get a job

 

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