List Two Strange Facts About Yourself

1. I can't fall asleep without the sound of someone talking (e.g. Podcast, DVD audio commentary).

2. I derive a sort-of meta-sexual pleasure from using earwax removal stuff.

1) I once killed a man.

2) The man looked like me.

- I cat go one day with out smelling my cats paws.

- the volume on my tv has to be at levels of 3

i.e 3, 6, 9 ...

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1.- I have no mouth.

2. I must scream.

1) Everything I do is a balloon.

2) I am made of Helium.

similar to yours, i have a hard time falling asleep unless i watch one of two television shows first: either mystery science theater 3000, or cosmos.

second strange fact is that i am legion.

left handed , aquarius

not that strange

1) i was born without my upper wisdom teeth

2) i am officially on the way to becoming a cyborg

I was the senior Prom King.

I worked at a drag cabaret bar in NYC.

1) i can't be certain of who i am

2) i can't be certain of who u r

1.) i know exactly who troon is

2.) i know exactly who troon is

1. i haven't worn denim in many years

2. i religiously wear my socks and underwear inside out thanks to something sean connery said in a movie once

- i have the creativity of a brick wall

- last night, in my dreams a brick wall fell upon me

Free third fact

- i survived

1. I have never dated before.
2. I saw a UFO when I was 9 years old.

(Which of these posts so far are actually factual, besides this one?)

1 i am super weird and random and if u dont understand me then thats just to bad for u!!!!

2 ghosts are real

1. I don't have aids

2. I am at least 5 years old

oh, when i was young i stuck a fruit snack up my nose and had to go to the hospital to get it removed...

1.slight webbing between two toes on each foot,imbred mothrfucker

2.didn't even finish high school,stupid morthrfucker

1. I am the only person in my immediate family who didn't braces and doesn't wear glasses/contacts.

2. I didn't realize it until years later, but I spent numerous years living in the near vicinity of nuclear bombs on three different occasions: twice as I lived at RAF Lakenheath and for years as I lived at Dyess AFB. In other nuke related fact: both my grandparents on my mom's side and dad's side met at Carswell AFB in the late 50s and early 60s respectively, during the height of the cold war. It was a major bomber base akin to the one in Dr. Strangelove. They were then all serving rather short (4-6 year) enlisted stints in the USAF, and they all worked as civilians most of their lives in the Dallas Fort-Worth area.

1. pretty sure I don't buy the notion of 'facts'

my father is a well known jazz drummer

i made a comedy film that isn't funny :(

fucked and burned

I have an extra bone in both elbows.

That must count as two strange facts.

I'm sweet.

I'm nice.

1) I have butchered cocks with a billhook

2) I have a Hello Kitty coffee mug at work