Cornwall Man Poos On Pub Table

I really think it's high time a famous electronic artist comes out of 'retirement' and puts something out - oh, perhaps a poor choice of words considering...

http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Man-went-toilet-pub-table/story-20014801-detail/story.html#axzz2ji57Hvvv

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A MAN who defecated in the bars of two Penzance pubs has been dealt with through 'restorative justice'.

The man defecated in The Sportsmans Arms at Heamoor at around 9.30pm last Wednesday before moving into the centre of Penzance and doing the same thing on a table at Wetherspoons pub in Market Place half an hour later.

Police were called and they caught up with the man in Gulval at about 11pm.

The man was spoken to by officers and he agreed to 'restorative justice' which can be paying compensation or carrying out an agreed task.

pat boon in an electronic mood

Richard 'D James' III?

this article title is fantastic

i forgive you about the afx is retired arguement for getting autechre on here joyboss

Hell, who knows - he might surprise us all and come out with a new record right when we least expect it - that's one thing about Richard that's good in a way - he's unpredictable, and always fascinating to find out what he's got planned next.

Living all my life in the south west, I read the title and just thought "yeah, sounds 'bout right..."

I don't buy it. could you poo again 30mins after pooing? 2nd poo would be a peeble if so

  On 11/4/2013 at 11:31 PM, Jimmy McMessageboard said:

I don't buy it. could you poo again 30mins after pooing? 2nd poo would be a peeble if so

It was a controlled drop the first time, and the remainder on the 2nd drop.

  On 11/4/2013 at 11:31 PM, Jimmy McMessageboard said:

I don't buy it. could you poo again 30mins after pooing? 2nd poo would be a peeble if so

this i what i thought about, the logistics. if anything its kind of impressive.

twin poops

All signs point to nice clean breaks

took me a while to make sense of the thread title

pookid

acrid feces jam

poos from uranus

Cornwall man has overactive cornhole

Nanou#2

Stool in focus

Cow crud is a twin

Poo Gumpas
Backdoor.Spypooter.A

Richard pls

Places of Interest to Mad Poopers in Cornwall

This guy is a public menace, going around pubs unloading the contents of his guts onto pub tables. You'd think it was an isolated incident ....but for him to go to another pub and unload again half an hour later defies belief. Clearly he has developed a fondness for this type of behaviour and could strike again at any moment so expect to hear he's been up to his old tricks again any time soon. He can't be stopped.

Maybe he just thought they were pooL tables

  On 11/5/2013 at 8:57 PM, Schlitze said:

This guy is a public menace, going around pubs unloading the contents of his guts onto pub tables. You'd think it was an isolated incident ....but for him to go to another pub and unload again half an hour later defies belief. Clearly he has developed a fondness for this type of behaviour and could strike again at any moment so expect to hear he's been up to his old tricks again any time soon. He can't be stopped.

Clearly he needs a government issued but plug, that only unlocks when his arse is in the vicinity of and hovering over a toilet.

The shit's hit the pub tables...the fans may be next

  On 11/4/2013 at 11:31 PM, Jimmy McMessageboard said:

I don't buy it. could you poo again 30mins after pooing? 2nd poo would be a peeble if so

With enough coffee, you can do just about anything.

edit: *doo-doo just about anything.