watmm wake up call

giddyup.

and hello new people. please stay awhile.

but read the rules.

but hello!

5 minutes later I'm having a moment of clarity. maybe this thread should be about how you like your eggs instead.

I prefer over easy with rye toast. needs a shit ton of ketchup and tobasco, and the final mop up of rye toast in the tobasco ketchup yolk is legit.

funny cause i just switched from cereal to eggs in the morning. better for me...

You havent done a msg about your kids in the the last 20 seconds, show watmm that you have kids

Eggs sunny-side up w/ skillet-fried lil' smokies on top drizzled in Sriracha w/ pickles on the side = my breakfast

You're welcome

  On 11/9/2013 at 6:04 AM, Schlitze said:

You havent done a msg about your kids in the the last 20 seconds, show watmm that you have kids

lol meow argh

you ever coughed up something gross into your mouth and you thought hell i'll just swallow it since it came from me anyway, just go to the sink and spit it out its a wakeupcall

question: if a girl will have sex with you even if you don't ever give her a present, but you want to give her a present, should you give her a present?

  On 11/9/2013 at 6:56 AM, Salvatorin said:

question: if a girl will have sex with you even if you don't ever give her a present, but you want to give her a present, should you give her a present?

Why buy the cow innit?

  On 11/9/2013 at 6:56 AM, Salvatorin said:

question: if a girl will have sex with you even if you don't ever give her a present, but you want to give her a present, should you give her a present?

 

Of course you should, you caveman! ;D

(Sex is better with presents)

  On 11/9/2013 at 6:56 AM, Salvatorin said:

question: if a girl will have sex with you even if you don't ever give her a present, but you want to give her a present, should you give her a present?

is the present a sex toy?

actually i barely eat eggs anymore lately

what does that make of me?

what disease can one get from not eating eggs?!

wtf maybe i dont even want to know

no wait tell me

no wait dont

no wait

*implode*

Scrambled eggs are the only ones I can get any enjoyment out of nowadays. Whack some lardons in there and you've got yourself a sure fire tasty braekfast.

Usually fried, but runny, in a sandwich. Sometimes soft boiled.

Always with Marmite, sometimes Tabasco.

  On 11/9/2013 at 6:56 AM, Salvatorin said:

question: if a girl will have sex with you even if you don't ever give her a present, but you want to give her a present, should you give her a present?

give her eggs in the form of a breakfast burrito with bacon and guacamole.

  On 11/9/2013 at 6:04 AM, Schlitze said:

You havent done a msg about your kids in the the last 20 seconds, show watmm that you have kids

I don't have kids.

and apparently, your mom didn't have... wait, no. I'll stop.

  On 11/9/2013 at 9:47 AM, triachus said:

actually i barely eat eggs anymore lately

 

 

what does that make of me?

 

 

what disease can one get from not eating eggs?!

 

wtf maybe i dont even want to know

no wait tell me

no wait dont

no wait

 

*implode*

Some hardcore yoga practitioners swear that eggs are not a necessary part of your nutrition.

Yeah. Read the rules, dirty bitches!

I like my eggs a couple different ways:

-Over easy, cooked in olive oil and served on lightly toasted bread with a lot of butter.

- scrambled with sage, salt, pepper and a splash of milk (makes them fluffy).

  On 11/9/2013 at 2:36 PM, Leon Sumbitches said:

Protip: parmesan works surprisingly well grated into an omelette. On the other hand, chorizo isn't as nice as you might imagine. Tends to make the omelette rather greasy.

 

 

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Chorizo is a deceitful mistress

 

Put the chorizo in your hashed potatoes you heathen.

I like to gargle eggs and then spit them down the plug hole and wash them away.

I also like to graze myself by dragging the shell pieces across my arms.

  On 11/9/2013 at 5:04 PM, hoggy said:

I like to gargle eggs and then spit them down the plug hole and wash them away.

 

I also like to graze myself by dragging the shell pieces across my arms.

Kinky as fuck.

Personally prefer my eggs either over easy or poached. In both cases freshly cracked pepper is necessary. A hot sauce is frequently added, preferably one that isn't too vinegary.

A nice, dark, rustic and hearty bread makes a good egg delivery device.

I'm going to eat some eggs today. I like eggs. Eggs are good and I like to eat things that I think are good. Another thing that is good to eat is saag paneer but it doesn't go well with eggs. The end.

fried egg sandwich (bagel or homemade toast) w/ cheese and tabasco pls

or fried eggs w/ waffles.. pepper and maple syrup...

I like my eggs fresh, straight out of the ovaries. Not picky on the species. I just like a good ole' freshly-exited-from-fallopian-tubes omelette. Cheese not needed.

PS is this thread about something else entirely? Did I miss something on watmm?

I've been making juevos rancheros quite a bit on Saturday morning. love that shit.