jules Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 giddyup. and hello new people. please stay awhile. but read the rules. but hello! Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/ Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 5 minutes later I'm having a moment of clarity. maybe this thread should be about how you like your eggs instead. I prefer over easy with rye toast. needs a shit ton of ketchup and tobasco, and the final mop up of rye toast in the tobasco ketchup yolk is legit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090277 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YEK Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 funny cause i just switched from cereal to eggs in the morning. better for me... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide YEK's signature Hide all signatures Reveal hidden contents !:/music Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090278 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schlitze Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 You havent done a msg about your kids in the the last 20 seconds, show watmm that you have kids Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090279 Share on other sites More sharing options...
ambermonk Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Eggs sunny-side up w/ skillet-fried lil' smokies on top drizzled in Sriracha w/ pickles on the side = my breakfast Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide ambermonk's signature Hide all signatures On 10/21/2015 at 9:51 AM, peace 7 said: To keep it real and analog, I'm gonna start posting to WATMM by writing my posts in fountain pen on hemp paper, putting them in bottles, and throwing them into the ocean. On 11/5/2013 at 7:51 PM, Sean Ae said: you have to watch those silent people, always trying to trick you with their silence Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090282 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uzohvezxfn Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 You're welcome Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090284 Share on other sites More sharing options...
YO303 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 On 11/9/2013 at 6:04 AM, Schlitze said: You havent done a msg about your kids in the the last 20 seconds, show watmm that you have kids lol meow argh Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090286 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest RadarJammer Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 you ever coughed up something gross into your mouth and you thought hell i'll just swallow it since it came from me anyway, just go to the sink and spit it out its a wakeupcall Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090293 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salvatorin Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 question: if a girl will have sex with you even if you don't ever give her a present, but you want to give her a present, should you give her a present? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Salvatorin's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090299 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adieu Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 On 11/9/2013 at 6:56 AM, Salvatorin said: question: if a girl will have sex with you even if you don't ever give her a present, but you want to give her a present, should you give her a present? Why buy the cow innit? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Adieu's signature Hide all signatures There will be new love from the ashes of us. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090302 Share on other sites More sharing options...
goDel Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 On 11/9/2013 at 6:56 AM, Salvatorin said: question: if a girl will have sex with you even if you don't ever give her a present, but you want to give her a present, should you give her a present? Of course you should, you caveman! ;D (Sex is better with presents) Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090314 Share on other sites More sharing options...
kokoon Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 On 11/9/2013 at 6:56 AM, Salvatorin said: question: if a girl will have sex with you even if you don't ever give her a present, but you want to give her a present, should you give her a present? is the present a sex toy? Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090323 Share on other sites More sharing options...
xeQYcJWNBz Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 actually i barely eat eggs anymore lately what does that make of me? what disease can one get from not eating eggs?! wtf maybe i dont even want to know no wait tell me no wait dont no wait *implode* Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090327 Share on other sites More sharing options...
spratters Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Scrambled eggs are the only ones I can get any enjoyment out of nowadays. Whack some lardons in there and you've got yourself a sure fire tasty braekfast. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide spratters's signature Hide all signatures Jet fuel can't melt dank memes Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090340 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hello spiral Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Usually fried, but runny, in a sandwich. Sometimes soft boiled. Always with Marmite, sometimes Tabasco. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hello spiral's signature Hide all signatures https://salaamhelicoid.bandcamp.com/ Reveal hidden contents Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090348 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 On 11/9/2013 at 6:56 AM, Salvatorin said: question: if a girl will have sex with you even if you don't ever give her a present, but you want to give her a present, should you give her a present? give her eggs in the form of a breakfast burrito with bacon and guacamole. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090362 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 On 11/9/2013 at 6:04 AM, Schlitze said: You havent done a msg about your kids in the the last 20 seconds, show watmm that you have kids I don't have kids. and apparently, your mom didn't have... wait, no. I'll stop. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090363 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 On 11/9/2013 at 9:47 AM, triachus said: actually i barely eat eggs anymore lately what does that make of me? what disease can one get from not eating eggs?! wtf maybe i dont even want to know no wait tell me no wait dont no wait *implode* Some hardcore yoga practitioners swear that eggs are not a necessary part of your nutrition. Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090370 Share on other sites More sharing options...
J3FF3R00 Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 Yeah. Read the rules, dirty bitches! I like my eggs a couple different ways: -Over easy, cooked in olive oil and served on lightly toasted bread with a lot of butter. - scrambled with sage, salt, pepper and a splash of milk (makes them fluffy). Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide J3FF3R00's signature Hide all signatures 666 Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090397 Share on other sites More sharing options...
chenGOD Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 On 11/9/2013 at 2:36 PM, Leon Sumbitches said: Protip: parmesan works surprisingly well grated into an omelette. On the other hand, chorizo isn't as nice as you might imagine. Tends to make the omelette rather greasy. Reveal hidden contents Chorizo is a deceitful mistress Put the chorizo in your hashed potatoes you heathen. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide all signatures 백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들. Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials. Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090409 Share on other sites More sharing options...
hoggy Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 I like to gargle eggs and then spit them down the plug hole and wash them away. I also like to graze myself by dragging the shell pieces across my arms. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide hoggy's signature Hide all signatures "Whoa! Check it out! RO-BIGH-DUHS!" sigh.. "That's Ribena.." Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090411 Share on other sites More sharing options...
baph Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 On 11/9/2013 at 5:04 PM, hoggy said: I like to gargle eggs and then spit them down the plug hole and wash them away. I also like to graze myself by dragging the shell pieces across my arms. Kinky as fuck. Personally prefer my eggs either over easy or poached. In both cases freshly cracked pepper is necessary. A hot sauce is frequently added, preferably one that isn't too vinegary. A nice, dark, rustic and hearty bread makes a good egg delivery device. I'm going to eat some eggs today. I like eggs. Eggs are good and I like to eat things that I think are good. Another thing that is good to eat is saag paneer but it doesn't go well with eggs. The end. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090415 Share on other sites More sharing options...
luke viia Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 fried egg sandwich (bagel or homemade toast) w/ cheese and tabasco pls or fried eggs w/ waffles.. pepper and maple syrup... Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide luke viia's signature Hide all signatures GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet HAMLET: no GHOST: why HAMLET: fuck you is why im going to the cemetery to touch skulls [planet of dinosaurs - the album [bc] [archive]] Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090420 Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hugh Mughnus Posted November 9, 2013 Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 (edited) I like my eggs fresh, straight out of the ovaries. Not picky on the species. I just like a good ole' freshly-exited-from-fallopian-tubes omelette. Cheese not needed. PS is this thread about something else entirely? Did I miss something on watmm? Edited November 9, 2013 by StephenG Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide Hugh Mughnus's signature Hide all signatures On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said: Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said: don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090427 Share on other sites More sharing options...
jules Posted November 9, 2013 Author Report Share Posted November 9, 2013 I've been making juevos rancheros quite a bit on Saturday morning. love that shit. Thanks Haha Confused Sad Facepalm Burger Farnsworth Big Brain Like × Quote Hide jules's signature Hide all signatures Link to comment https://forum.watmm.com/topic/81190-watmm-wake-up-call/#findComment-2090429 Share on other sites More sharing options...
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