GAAAAAH!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2510068/Grieving-Belgian-woman-sleeps-grisly-remains-dead-husband-year.html

Dedication to the act.

all i see is an old man singing a beautiful christian chant

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dGKqS0nubh0

Weekend at Bernies 3: Sleeping With The Stiff

she... took... his... pants off?

"the awkward moment when your dead husband's penis rots away and have to replace it with a dildo"

"the awkward moment when you have to shop for a xl size dildo as a replacement for your dead husband'a dead penis"

  On 11/20/2013 at 1:15 AM, Deer said:

"the awkward moment when your dead husband's penis rots away and have to replace it with a dildo"

 

"the awkward moment when you have to shop for a xl size dildo as a replacement for your dead husband'a dead penis"

That awkward moment when your husband's liquified organs ooze out all over the bed that you sleep in.

  On 11/20/2013 at 1:21 AM, LimpyLoo said:

 

  On 11/20/2013 at 1:15 AM, Deer said:

"the awkward moment when your dead husband's penis rots away and have to replace it with a dildo"

 

"the awkward moment when you have to shop for a xl size dildo as a replacement for your dead husband'a dead penis"

 

That awkward moment when your husband's liquified organs ooze out all over the bed that you sleep in.

 

It's called marriage.

Some people dig it.

lol, why did you add "xl"? Clearly this was a prim and proper lady, not Rihanna

  On 11/19/2013 at 5:58 AM, Alcofribas said:

I had nothing to do with this

 

last post

  On 11/20/2013 at 1:24 AM, lumpenprol said:

lol, why did you add "xl"? Clearly this was a prim and proper lady, not Rihanna

shes 70, the thing is probably flapping all over the place.

interests: Mario Lanza, crochet, glass figurines, necrophilia

  On 11/20/2013 at 1:26 AM, manmower said:

 

  On 11/19/2013 at 5:58 AM, Alcofribas said:

I had nothing to do with this

 

last post

pwn

  On 11/20/2013 at 1:51 AM, Alcofribas said:

 

  On 11/20/2013 at 1:26 AM, manmower said:

 

  On 11/19/2013 at 5:58 AM, Alcofribas said:

I had nothing to do with this

 

last post

pwn

 

Yes, highly satirical post by manmower.

  On 11/20/2013 at 1:21 AM, LimpyLoo said:

That awkward moment when your husband's liquified organs ooze out all over the bed that you sleep in.

His abs aren't in bad shape but he needs to work on his thigh muscles. Also note the look of shock on his face as if someone has just told him that he's dead.

In other news from the same municipality, police found the remains of a man who had been dead for roughly three weeks according to the coroner. His head, arms and legs had been eaten by his four pet dogs and all that remained of him was a stub of 50 cm or so.