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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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pretty convincing facial expressions don't you think?

 

 

um..

"Whoa! Check it out! RO-BIGH-DUHS!"

sigh.. "That's Ribena.."

excellent! it certainly makes more sense as an ad for OR

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

Is that omar epps as the delivery guy?

 

Anyways, it brings up an interesting point from an existential POV (cue eugene in 5,4,3,...) if you combined that with sensory feedback as those japanese guys did with the pocket pussy, why would you ever leave (assuming VR gets to be as good as that)? You'd have a 13" schlong, all the women would be your fantasy creations, and you'd have everything you could ever want - until you died of starvation I suppose...

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

through the heroic self-sacrifice and feverish hard work of droves of Japanese scientists, I have no doubt we'll some day achieve this, the greatest dream of mankind

After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

  On 12/29/2013 at 10:13 AM, lumpenprol said:

through the heroic self-sacrifice and feverish hard work of droves of Japanese scientists, I have no doubt we'll some day achieve this, the greatest dream of mankind

 

While everyone else is slowly dying, I will be busy stealing :)

백호야~~~항상에 사랑할거예요.나의 아들.

 

Shout outs to the saracens, musulmen and celestials.

 

Ho Ho Ho, reverse santa everybody.

 

edit: actually that would be Oh Oh Oh, then.

A member of the non sequitairiate.

What is the source of CGI chicks in the original video? I mean, artistic allowance aside, i don't get why the kid visualizes these girls in such circumstances, he hasn't shown to play adult computer games or logging into some kind of virtual reality. Let alone his desire to masturbate straight away all over the house.

 

This mock-up makes up for the original's video abrupt story telling

  On 12/29/2013 at 1:06 PM, Amen Lare said:

What is the source of CGI chicks in the original video? I mean, artistic allowance aside, i don't get why the kid visualizes these girls in such circumstances, he hasn't shown to play adult computer games or logging into some kind of virtual reality. Let alone his desire to masturbate straight away all over the house.

 

This mock-up makes up for the original's video abrupt story telling

 

Well, masturbating doesn't even feel close to the real thing, but if the video showed real girls, we as viewers would be seeing something really close to real intercourse. So the use of CGI girls (and black dude) is an aesthetically pleasing way of transmitting the viewers the "fake-ness" of masturbation that the kid feels.

(imo)

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