18 Million Blackbirds Dead on New Year's Day

http://www.rockcitytimes.com/18-million-blackbirds-dead-years-eve-beebe-species-extinct/

flol

Limpyloo, conspiracy theorist

750,000 dainty blackbird pies a-wasted

"Arkansas' 2nd most unreliable news source."

  On 1/3/2014 at 2:20 AM, Braintree said:

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"Arkansas' 2nd most unreliable news source."

Beat me to it!

lol

damn Limpyloo

can't even spot a terrible photoshop, let alone dubious source

hehe

  On 1/3/2014 at 9:47 AM, lumpenprol said:

damn Limpyloo

 

can't even spot a terrible photoshop, let alone dubious source

 

hehe

pretty sure he linked the article because of its funnyness

is there some song about blackbirds dying on nye?

Paul McCartney shat himself

Y'all are just brainwashed muppets with the hand of the lame-stream media rammed up your anal cavity

I am here to emancipate the sheep. Don't hate me because I'm dutiful imo.

It was a software bug in their flight subroutines. Y2K14!!!1!1!1!3

first place i saw this was a facebook page i find hilarious called "J.A.I.L. - Juggalos Against Illuminati Leadership." It's basically WHOOP WHOOP ALEX JONES MUTHAFUCKAAAAaaaaas

they posted this, then posted a video of that faker who said she got dystonia from a flu shot. then something about TRUE jugallettes knowing that the 2nd amendment is important. v surreal.

  On 1/4/2014 at 11:29 PM, xxx said:

The sky is quiet

On New Year's Day

birds in black have fallen prey

I step in dead bird poo dead bird poo

night and day

something's changed on New Year's Day

New Year's Day

 

Throw these dead birds in the bin

Throw these dead birds in the bin

 

Under a blood red sky

A murder has piled up in black and shite

Wings entwined, smells like the loo

The newspaper says, says

Say it's true, it's true

And you'll trash your shoes

Smell it and spew

These birds are done

 

Throw these dead birds in the bin

Throw these dead birds in the bin

 

And so we're told this is a blackbird plague

But Limpy's been duped, it's a satire page

The web trolls you and trolls you

Night and day

Nothing changes

On New Year's Day

On New Year's Day

this song is great and in the slow play it's possible to understand the great structure of

that and how bono make a really hard music

lovely poem but I wasn't duped

I'm gonna start a thread where i post examples of me joking and people taking me seriously

like in the thread where the dude killed his mother for the insurance money

I said "we should place literally all of blame on violence in TV and movies and video games"

and then people explained to me why we shouldn't do that

But really it's my own fault cause I often don't frame jokes as jokes

I hate sarcasm and irony on the internet.

  On 1/7/2014 at 10:02 AM, Friendly Foil said:

I hate sarcasm and irony on the internet.

Oh foil

You are just so adorable

  On 1/6/2014 at 8:49 PM, baph said:

 

  On 1/4/2014 at 11:29 PM, xxx said:

The sky is quiet

On New Year's Day

birds in black have fallen prey

I step in dead bird poo dead bird poo

night and day

something's changed on New Year's Day

New Year's Day

 

Throw these dead birds in the bin

Throw these dead birds in the bin

 

Under a blood red sky

A murder has piled up in black and shite

Wings entwined, smells like the loo

The newspaper says, says

Say it's true, it's true

And you'll trash your shoes

Smell it and spew

These birds are done

 

Throw these dead birds in the bin

Throw these dead birds in the bin

 

And so we're told this is a blackbird plague

But Limpy's been duped, it's a satire page

The web trolls you and trolls you

Night and day

Nothing changes

On New Year's Day

On New Year's Day

 

this song is great and in the slow play it's possible to understand the great structure of

that and how bono make a really hard music

 

wow

such critic

so feeling