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chaosmachine Grand Master

chaosmachine

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Eterni.me collects almost everything that you create during your lifetime, and processes this huge amount of information using complex Artificial Intelligence algorhitms.

 

Then it generates a virtual YOU, an avatar that emulates your personality and can interact with, and offer information and advice to your family and friends after you pass away.

 

It's like a Skype chat from the past.

 

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http://eterni.me/

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luke viia Grand Master

luke viia

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this would just remind me that they're dead and that i'm paying some company to pretend to be them when they're dead.

 

cashing in on people's fears, yeah!

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GHOST: have you killed Claudius yet
HAMLET: no
GHOST: why
HAMLET: fuck you is why
im going to the cemetery to touch skulls

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olo Grand Master

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hi bob, check out this porn video me & your mum did. Who's your daddy now bob.

 

PS - I never really loved you

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Thanks user487363530. And user4873635301. Now 48736353001.

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Hugh Mughnus Grand Master

Hugh Mughnus

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I find this creepy.

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  On 1/19/2020 at 5:27 PM, Richie Sombrero said:

Nah, you're a wee child who can't wait for official release. Embarrassing. Shove your privilege. 

  On 9/2/2014 at 12:37 AM, Ivan Ooze said:

don't be a cockroach prolapsing nun bulkV

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"Hello Mike! Remember that time when we went fishing?"

"Yes"

"70% discount on fishing rods!! Check out http://www.fishing-rods.ru/discounts !! Buy 5 fishing rods, get 1 for FREE!!"

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delet... Grand Master

delet...

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  On 1/29/2014 at 11:50 PM, ghsotword said:

 

"Hello Mike! Remember that time when we went fishing?"
"Yes"
"70% discount on fishing rods!! Check out http://www.fishing-rods.ru/discounts !! Buy 5 fishing rods, get 1 for FREE!!"

 

 

This.

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delet... Grand Master

delet...

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  On 1/29/2014 at 11:53 PM, pafr said:

Since the beginning of time, humans have longed for immortality.

 

And this ain't it. It's a chia pet for the bereaved, resident on someone's servers.

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YO303 Grand Master

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not impressed, i'll be more impressed when they build a machine that get obtain repressed memories, was i abducted or was it just sleep paralysis?

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modey Grand Master

modey

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But will it post on watmm?

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What if, as it collects "almost everything that a person creates during their lifetime", it accidentally collects a fly or a cockroach, then the VirtualYou slowly transforms into a YouVirus and destroys other VirtualYous, infects the NSA, turns us all into criminals, etc etc.

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SR4 Grand Master

SR4

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the Scottish and decapitations need to be involved. otherwise this is a complete waste of time.

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gmanyo Grand Master

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4125AD, all humans gone, earth is a giant network of iphones housing the digital souls of the dead, all trapped in endless loops

 

"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"

"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"

"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"

"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"

"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"

"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
"i love you dad"
"hey mike remember that time we went fishing"
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  On 1/29/2014 at 11:50 PM, ghsotword said:

 

"Hello Mike! Remember that time when we went fishing?"
"Yes"
"70% discount on fishing rods!! Check out http://www.fishing-rods.ru/discounts !! Buy 5 fishing rods, get 1 for FREE!!"

 

irl lol

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After this I listened to geogaddi and I didn't like it, I was quite vomitting at some tracks, I realized they were too crazy for my ears, they took too much acid to play music I stupidly thought (cliché of psyché music) But I knew this album was a kind of big forest where I just wasn't able to go inside.

- lost cloud

 

I was in US tjis summer, and eat in KFC. FUCK That's the worst thing i've ever eaten. The flesh simply doesn't cleave to the bones. Battery ferming. And then, foie gras is banned from NY state, because it's considered as ill-treat. IT'S NOT. KFC is tourist ill-treat. YOU POISONERS! Two hours after being to KFC, i stopped in a amsih little town barf all that KFC shit out. Nice work!

 

So i hope this woman is not like kfc chicken, otherwise she'll be pulled to pieces.

-organized confused project

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goDel Grand Master

goDel

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  On 1/30/2014 at 12:04 AM, modey said:

But will it post on watmm?

We could upload watmm and chat with ourselves for a bit.

 

I wonder what his political views will be...

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goDel Grand Master

goDel

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Actually, theres money to be made from ai members on forums.

 

Someone should build a script which could be integrated into forums.

 

( i watched "Her" yesterday...)

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Goiter Sanchez Grand Master

Goiter Sanchez

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  On 1/30/2014 at 12:06 AM, Phoenix said:

I am already immortal. Just like my skin sheds to make place for a new one, my body dies for my spirit to emulate itself.

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zkom Grand Master

zkom

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Lol, this would be so creepy. A good setting for a horror movie/novel though.

 

Psycho and Pet Sematary come to mind..

 

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