THIS IS STORY (2)

Same rules apply as the previous thread (whose result can be read here).

I begin:

There is a

wonderful

grumpy teenage axolotl

on the slopes of mount Fiji.

He was looking

and saw a

shimmering old man's bald head.

And Axolotl screamed: "

this fried chicken

is actually a

Conan O'Brien clone

for real". Then,

a voice replied: "

please eat me!"

Flapping wings sounded

: the eagle has landed.

Suddenly a dog

came

Upon a bauble

made of cum

to which he

stuck up his anus beacause he loved cum. So much can be done with cum. For example..

[guys its supposed to be 3 words each]

Polishing baubles and

lubing door hinges.